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Hookabelly

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I watched a porn when I was a kid with Ron^ and he sucked his own dick. He's been my favorite ever sense.
I find that hard to believe. He was always a little squatty dude with a gut, Ron Jeremy is and has always been just gross. I always thought they cast him for that reason. Like it would highlight the women better to have a toad as a partner… less intimidating that way.
 

abe supercro

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Ron Jeremy def wasn't known for his good looks. Just take one look, haha.

Although he did have the ability to repeatedly summon an erection upon demand. This was a big-part of his notoriety within the industry, that and his fun filled hugs.
 

Hookabelly

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Ron Jeremy def wasn't known for his good looks. Just take one look, haha.

Although he did have the ability to repeatedly summon an erection upon demand. This was a big-part of his notoriety within the industry, that and his fun filled hugs.
True, true, forgot about that much needed skill. Should've kept his face out of the shots always.
 

tytheguy111

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his eyes tho

i have blue eyes like that but sometimes they turn green which is weird

when im ragged out the white im my eyes turn blood red and you can see the veins and i turn patriotic when my eyes are blue cuz its red white and blue lol

and if my eyes are green then its Christmas colors

lucky i dont rage out much maybe once a year if all my pet peeves come together and someone annoys me constantly
 
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