Using Urine As a Fertilizer

Woodsman said:

I agree that just pissing on plants that you are going to consume later is just plain gross.

Really though, if you boil it, you are just going to evaporate the water and concentrate what makes it piss (salts, toxins in your body, etc). Urine is sterile, so there is really no reason to boil it.

Still though, I don't want to smoke piss plants.

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I didnt read the whole thread just the first page... but boiling piss would make amonia. and I'm pretty sure your plant would try and kill you for that

tckfui said:

I didnt read the whole thread just the first page... but boiling piss would make amonia. and I'm pretty sure your plant would try and kill you for that

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hahahahahahahahaha

Pissing on the compost pile is a good way to add nutrients. That's as close as my girls will get to raw urine.

At least your bud will be men's room fresh.

who the hell revived this thread!

piss painters!

When ever I get Athleets foot...(hardly ever now) I piss on my feet in the shower...It works..

What i've been doing to my neighbors petunias, pissing on them, seems to be working just as well...
I've always wanted that spot for a rose bush...he he he

Will not debate urine/nutrients here..............
Dont piss on your plants..............
That's an Urban legend.................
Urea does not (break down/ dissolve), it will build up as a salt/
Urea is already dissolved....as far as it can....
The Nitrogen/Nutes you are trying to achieve will be "Locked" up and an acidic solution will build up that can not be neutralized~~~
Quit pissing on your babies!!
Show them love!!!

closet.cult said:

who the hell revived this thread!

piss painters!

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L m ass off!!!

Just trying for a new rank...look what happens when you start reading threads from LAST to first..."Whadda bout ..???"

All commercial high nitrogen fertilizers are made from piss, it's called Ammonium Nitrate the favorite fertilizer of terroristsand Oklahoma bombers. Look at the label , the main ingredient, UREA, it works great but it makes your pot taste and smell pissy. I was embarassed by an older grower when I was complaining about how my pot had that dog piss smell to it. He was laughing at me and asked me what I used for my nitrogen source. I told him nitrogen urea as it said on the 50lb bag. He said nitrogen WHAT and then it dawned on me. Try dried blood or blood meal but put up fencing to keep the skunks from digging up your plants looking for whatever is dead in the soil

ive been drinkin my piss for years now, are you sayin my plants coulda drank it instead?

man oh man!!! why would you give it to your plants instead? you need it more than them!!!
lots of people who lived to be really old did it by drinking a glass of their own pis a day... and some of them acredit there longevity to piss drinking

i use pewp in my trees, so i guess pee would be good too.....

would you smoke something i pissed on ( i dont think so )

You people who pee in plants better flush well. Remember karma sucks and if you give ur friends piss weed ( even thou its funny as hell) something or someone might just come along and take a leek on u. Buy nutes its like $5 for like 1/2 pound of blood meal

iBLaZe4tozErO said:

You people who pee in plants better flush well. Remember karma sucks and if you give ur friends piss weed ( even thou its funny as hell) something or someone might just come along and take a leek on u. Buy nutes its like $5 for like 1/2 pound of blood meal

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I dont think that we piss in our weed to laugh behind our friends back. I use it because its a great fert. I do flush very well though. It's the other things i do to my weed to laugh behind my friends back that you have to be careful about.

bmillard said:

would you smoke something i pissed on ( i dont think so )

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And you dont just wip it out and piss in the pot that the plants in. You use very a small about mixed in when you water your plants. I talking 1/8 a cup to a gallon maybe even a little less!

Only girl pee works, guy pee will kill your plant.....why do people insist on uisng piss? Also ammonium is bad not good for plants.

My plants did fine with my guy piss! Also how is a girl suppose to get it in the pot. I think that would make a mess. At least us guys can aim and get it right in.

oneyearorange said:

My plants did fine with my guy piss! Also how is a girl suppose to get it in the pot. I think that would make a mess. At least us guys can aim and get it right in.

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lol, hey you get the joke I was waiting to get ridiculed. True guys have a natural aimer....so much better to be a guy.

Oh I get it so you want to laugh watching her try to pop a squat in the plants. That would be a nice sight.

lol, ewwww no way

i hear that if you wipe your arse on the fan leaves it gives your buds a lovely taste of shit when you smoke them if this interests you aswell lol