Using Urine As a Fertilizer

Lol, ha ha ha ha ha.... how many people pissed on their plants, lol, scientificaly it could work ethically its just wrong, has anyone budded with piss for nuits? has anyone posted a pic of themselves pissing on their lady lol, so come on own up WHO PISSED ON THEIR PLANTS???? - STELTHY

stelthy said:

Lol, ha ha ha ha ha.... how many people pissed on their plants, lol, scientificaly it could work ethically its just wrong, has anyone budded with piss for nuits? has anyone posted a pic of themselves pissing on their lady lol, so come on own up WHO PISSED ON THEIR PLANTS???? - STELTHY

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sometimes, i trick my girlfriend and act like i'm gonna cum, but really i just start givin her a golden shower


i cum skittles, taste the rainbow


...but i would NEVER piss on my plants.

ImTheFireMan said:

sometimes, i trick my girlfriend and act like i'm gonna cum, but really i just start givin her a golden shower


i cum skittles, taste the rainbow


...but i would NEVER piss on my plants.

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Why the fuck this is in Organics growing section is beyond me.

Why this has over 20,000 views is also totally batshit crazy.

Get serious about things because no one takes anyone serious who can't approach life seriously. It is advice to those who aren't yet corrupted by such nonsense and stupidity.

nasty as hell dude, dont smoke dat shit

stelthy said:

Lol, ha ha ha ha ha.... how many people pissed on their plants, lol, scientificaly it could work ethically its just wrong, has anyone budded with piss for nuits? has anyone posted a pic of themselves pissing on their lady lol, so come on own up WHO PISSED ON THEIR PLANTS???? - STELTHY

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God damn is everybody fucking retarted? You AREN'T ACTUALLY PISSING ON YOUR PLANTS!!! C'mon people! Read the OP at least if your gonna post, I mean for fuck sake! It says CLEARLY to NOT PISS DIRECTLY ON your plants, or in their pots! To use it WITH water JUST like your nutes! At a ratio of 1 part urin to 10 parts water. That's roughly 1 1/2 oz's (a shot and a half for those who don't know measurments) of urin to 1 gallon of water.

Do I use urin as a fertalizer, yes! Do I stand over my pots when I wake up in the morning after a long night of drinking and just bleed the lizzard right into the pots, FUCK no!. Why not just open your bottle of tiger bloom or whatever the fuck you use and start dupming it in the pot? It'd be the same as pissin right in there! I have used urin as a fertalizer, for it's N, during flower. I'm growing with CFL's and buds look dank to me! My grow is in my sig if you don't believe me!..

Some idiots..........

Urine is actually sterile so I can see that working, but not on my plants LOL

If you pee in a Britta filter can you make your own water?

HookdOnChronics said:

At a ratio of 1 part urin to 10 parts water. That's roughly 1 1/2 oz's (a shot and a half for those who don't know measurments) of urin to 1 gallon of water..

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Actually, that would be 1 1/2 oz to ~16 oz (a tall boy), a gallon is 128oz.

Wet

Wetdog said:

Actually, that would be 1 1/2 oz to ~16 oz (a tall boy), a gallon is 128oz.

Wet

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Right on, my bad... Good catch dog! I'm at work, so wasn't completely focused on this... None the less, they should get the point...

HookdOnChronics said:

... To use it WITH water JUST like your nutes! At a ratio of 1 part urin to 10 parts water. That's roughly 1 1/2 oz's (a shot and a half for those who don't know measurments) of urin to 1 gallon of water...

Some idiots..........

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there are 128 oz. in a gallon, At 1/10 ratio you would add 12.8 oz or a little more than a soda can full.

I read several articles earlier today and was quite impressed. Urine carries several micro nutrients and high Nitrogen. Use of vitamins and medication is not a concern. I personally think its benefit to composting is even better. Because it is so high in nitrogen it causes extremely high heat and speeds of the whole composting process.

snew said:

there are 128 oz. in a gallon, At 1/10 ratio you would add 12.8 oz or a little more than a soda can full.

I read several articles earlier today and was quite impressed. Urine carries several micro nutrients and high Nitrogen. Use of vitamins and medication is not a concern. I personally think its benefit to composting is even better. Because it is so high in nitrogen it causes extremely high heat and speeds of the whole composting process.

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I was happy to read that! I'm glad that someone else who's not an idiot came to this thread and said something useful besides "Why would you PISS on your plants?" +REP to you sir!

the thing I'd worry about is the urine throwing my ph way the hell out of whack. Use urine if you think it helps, I personally will stick with over the counter organics.

might as well just jack off on my weed...lol......protein strain

dirtnap411 said:

the thing I'd worry about is the urine throwing my ph way the hell out of whack. Use urine if you think it helps, I personally will stick with over the counter organics.

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Personally I would prefer to buy as little as needed. have compost that is complete only supplying it with local components if possible.

it dus seem like a good idea, but thats only if you eat a healthy diet. Most people have a high concentration of salts in their urine, and its very hard to judge how much nitrogen is in it, so how much to dilute it with can be difficult to tell.
But it would create a stronger connection between grower and plant, cuz now you gota watch wat you eat not only for yourself but for the health of your plants

I've read that the first urination of the day is the most nutritious. Any comments on that? Sometimes I drink a lot of water and that pee can't be as concentrated as the pee w/ remnants of tequila or something else.

Know u kno why I don't like Mexican weed. Do u guys really think Pablo didn't try this wen he heard about it.

I didn't read through this whole post, but I definitely want to share my experience.
I eat a multi-vitamin 3 - 4 hours before I urinate in a watering can and dilute it with brita-filtered water, but only three times during vegging. I don't measure, I just piss. And the rest of the time a combination of plain and filtered water. I've found the Ph of my tap water about 8.4 and my brita water around 6.0.
I first started using it when I read on some blogs about it's amazing power, and here are my girls to show you just how much they love it in their organic soil. Dark green plants with amazing growth.

Purple Erkle is the plant that looks like it was topped, with two large main stems, but actually was not.
And the one with absolutely perfect picturesque leaves is Alaskan Thunderfuck.

The proof is in the pudding, the organic soil must break down the piss to viable nitrogen components.. but this nitrogen source is unmatched, and FREE.

i heard if you blow your load on your HPS ballast it will be able to use MH bulbs,,,, Anyone?? Confirm?

lol I've always wanted to see a post about urine. I've always been curious about its uses in growing after hearing Chong yell in the movie pee on it maaaaaaaaan lol. Anyways, flat out guys. DOES IT WORK? I'd think it would be stupid to do in an inside grow because of the potential smell haha

lol this title just reminds me of the show weeds.
when he thought he was in a raid and pissed on the mother plant hahaah