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PurpleBuz

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smokin away said:
I used it on an outdoor plant. I diluted 1:3 water:urine. It got real green and it seemed to help. I let it set it the hot weather for a day or so before using it. My latest opinion after testing it is that it works great for the tomato plant as the original post link suggests. I find the Alaska Fish Fertilizer at 3-1-1 works much better and seems to produce a greener plant. My diet is a high vegetable with low fat right at 1800 calorie. No booze or pills with over 2000mg/day of Fish Oil. Suffer from Heart Disease. Would use it for small plant over 4 inches when pinched for dollars true enough.
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so you like to piss on your girls ?
 
Sand4x105

Sand4x105

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You might want to share this vital info with some others who have just started to grow…

This maybe even should be made into a ‘sticky’…


First, you need to pull a floating turd out of the toilet

The floaters, have a high content of fat…[the fat makes it float]

We all want fat buds…use the floaters…

Now grab your moms best measuring cup…

And buy some cheese cloth, fold it over three times…

Now pour diluted turd [diluted with fresh pepee…mix it]

Now pour the turd pee mix into another cup/container…

Then into the microwave for 30 seconds, on 60% power…

Now take the filtered mixture, that’s still warm…

And pour it all over the base of the plants you have left…

This method beats flushing, and adds other vital nutrients [and sheiot] for your plants…

Good Luck…
 
Bakatare666

Bakatare666

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smokin away said:
I used it on an outdoor plant. I diluted 1:3 water:urine. It got real green and it seemed to help. I let it set it the hot weather for a day or so before using it. My latest opinion after testing it is that it works great for the tomato plant as the original post link suggests. I find the Alaska Fish Fertilizer at 3-1-1 works much better and seems to produce a greener plant. My diet is a high vegetable with low fat right at 1800 calorie. No booze or pills with over 2000mg/day of Fish Oil. Suffer from Heart Disease. Would use it for small plant over 4 inches when pinched for dollars true enough.
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You know that heart disease can be hereditary, don't you?
 
Bakatare666

Bakatare666

Well-Known Member
Sand4x105 said:
You might want to share this vital info with some others who have just started to grow…

This maybe even should be made into a ‘sticky’…


First, you need to pull a floating turd out of the toilet

The floaters, have a high content of fat…[the fat makes it float]

We all want fat buds…use the floaters…

Now grab your moms best measuring cup…

And buy some cheese cloth, fold it over three times…

Now pour diluted turd [diluted with fresh pepee…mix it]

Now pour the turd pee mix into another cup/container…

Then into the microwave for 30 seconds, on 60% power…

Now take the filtered mixture, that’s still warm…

And pour it all over the base of the plants you have left…

This method beats flushing, and adds other vital nutrients [and sheiot] for your plants…

Good Luck…
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For those with energy that wish to bypass this microwave method, you can get better results from dog urine as long as you feed your dog GOOD food, not the generic stuff.;-)
 
Situation420

Situation420

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I noticed that in my friends back yard where everyone goes to piss all the time the weeds are way more overgrown and greener than like everything else around .
 
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BCB...TCB

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One of the best gardeners I have ever known used his own piss extensively, and chicken and dog crap on everything. This guy lived gardening. Look up "Dick Cook, Yukon river, Alaska". He had barrels of piss and sprayed it out of sprinklers all over his garden. He rarely had insect problems or any other problems at all. He didn't grow weed, but he had bushels of catnip and giant tomatoes, all natural and organic only 125 miles south of the Arctic circle. He died in 2001.

I use my piss at about 1/10 or less every time I water. it saves on flushing the commode too. what is that, about 4 gallons per flush for a regular toilet?
 
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