Unreliable Dealer Vent

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ZeldarFromBeldar

ZeldarFromBeldar

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I am in a position to finally imbibe in the chalice after a nearly 2 year hiatus and what am I doing? Watching the Duggars and their 18 kids while not stoned! I haven't been able to grow, so I can't supply myself. My former regular hookup has had his phone disconnected. I tried to just stop by his place and not only he is gone, but they have actually rolled the trailer off the property! I can't even ask anyone at work because I'm in a supervisory position. I have actually stooped as low as asking a buddy's 17 year old stepson if he has a bag he didn't mind selling or knows anyone who can get me one! I need some weed to quench this thirst!
 
RetiredToker76

RetiredToker76

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ZeldarFromBeldar said:
I am in a position to finally imbibe in the chalice after a nearly 2 year hiatus and what am I doing? Watching the Duggars and their 18 kids while not stoned! I haven't been able to grow, so I can't supply myself. My former regular hookup has had his phone disconnected. I tried to just stop by his place and not only he is gone, but they have actually rolled the trailer off the property! I can't even ask anyone at work because I'm in a supervisory position. I have actually stooped as low as asking a buddy's 17 year old stepson if he has a bag he didn't mind selling or knows anyone who can get me one! I need some weed to quench this thirst!
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Hell man I took 15 years off and moved twice between buys. I've never grown so that's not in the cards. Try finding a dealer when you're 32, work at home, have no kids and your friends' kids are 'straight edge.' My first hookup took me 3 days (I know that's not long but when compared to being able to find it in 3 minutes when I was a teen made it seem like it took forever.)

-RT76
 
ZeldarFromBeldar

ZeldarFromBeldar

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Dude, seriously. I am SURE I could get a bag from a guy I supervise. I can just tell, but the consequences would be horrible if he was uncool about it. I mean, the kid drives a golf kart to work! I am at about 3 days on this current venture and it feels like it is taking FAR too long. My first regular dealer was literally next door. It was great! I even stopped and bought a sleeve of papers on the way home from work today just hoping it would change my juju.... Didn't work. Wish me luck for tomorrow. I think I'm just going to ask the golf kart kid.
 
gmoneys

gmoneys

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OKAY SO I HAD THIS PROBLEM WENT I OUT OF TOWN TO VEGAS AND TO SOME OTHER PLACES, I TRIED THESE TWO THINGS AND THEY WORKED...

1. YOU GO TO YOUR LOCAL SMOKE SHOP IF YOU HAVE ONE, IF NOT TRY A CORNER STORE..USUALLY YOU'LL GET SOMEBODY COMIN OUT WITH SOME CIGARS..AKA PHILLY BLUNTS OR OPTIMOS,DUTCH MASTERS,SWISHER SWEETS, ETC..
SOMETIMES IF YOUR LUCKY YOU GET THE DEALER BUT USUALLY YOU CAN FIND SOMEBODY AND BE LIKE "PSHHH YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET SOME ----" THIS IS WHERE IT COUNTS YOU MUST USE A WORD THAT WOULD BE LEAST SUSPICIOUS ON YOUR PART FOR BECOMING A COP..DONT USE POT,GRASS,WEED OR ANY KIND OF NOT SO SLANG WORDS, USE HERB,GREEN,DANK,KILLA.

SOMETIMES YOU GET LUCKY AND SOMETIMES YOU DONT..

ITS LIKE THE NEW WAY OF GETTING SOMEONE TO BUY YOU CIGS OR BEER WHEN YOU WERE A MINOR.

OR

2. I WENT TO DENNYS IN VEGAS AND WAS FEINDING HARD FOR SOME HERBAL SUPPLEMENTS, SO I WAS EATING MY COUNTRY CHICKEN STRIP AND GRAVY WITH CORN. AND I HAD A SORTA POT HEAD LOOKING WAITER AND JUST WENT OUT AND GRABBED MY BALLS AND ASKED HIM "YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET SOME GREEN" AND HE WAS LIKE "WEED?" AND I WAS LIKE YEAHH. THEN HE TOLD ME HIS ROOMIE WAS A DEALER AND LEFT AND WENT HOME TO GET ME A TWENTY. FUCKIN SCORE!! I WAS SERIOUSLY LUCKY BUT MAYBE YOU COULD BE TOO. YOU NEVER KNOW.


MAYBE IM CRAZY BUT ILL GO CRAZIER IF I DONT HAVE MY WEED! HOPE THIS HELPS.

:bigjoint:
 
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Franchise

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Dude it is all about easing into a conversation......
Don't just ask him, test the waters...

Here is an example
You "Hey how are you today bro?"
Him "Ughhh Not bad yourself"
You "Good Good, went out last night and had a good time"
Him "Ok well I am gonna get back to work"
You "Yea, Same my girlfriend keeps bugging me about tossing her old purse apparently she had some shit she wanted lol"
Him "Oh yea? That sucks bro"
You "Yea she bitched at me about tossing some kind bud"

There you put yourself in a situation where its out in the air and not yours so if he isn't cool he will drop it, if he is he will react....

Him "Oh shit dude, that sucks"
You "Yea told me to replace it but fuck if I know"

There you go again you basically asked him but didn't.....You cannot get in any trouble work wise over that.


Just test the waters bro.
 
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ganjaboii024

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gmoneys said:
OKAY SO I HAD THIS PROBLEM WENT I OUT OF TOWN TO VEGAS AND TO SOME OTHER PLACES, I TRIED THESE TWO THINGS AND THEY WORKED...

1. YOU GO TO YOUR LOCAL SMOKE SHOP IF YOU HAVE ONE, IF NOT TRY A CORNER STORE..USUALLY YOU'LL GET SOMEBODY COMIN OUT WITH SOME CIGARS..AKA PHILLY BLUNTS OR OPTIMOS,DUTCH MASTERS,SWISHER SWEETS, ETC..
SOMETIMES IF YOUR LUCKY YOU GET THE DEALER BUT USUALLY YOU CAN FIND SOMEBODY AND BE LIKE "PSHHH YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET SOME ----" THIS IS WHERE IT COUNTS YOU MUST USE A WORD THAT WOULD BE LEAST SUSPICIOUS ON YOUR PART FOR BECOMING A COP..DONT USE POT,GRASS,WEED OR ANY KIND OF NOT SO SLANG WORDS, USE HERB,GREEN,DANK,KILLA.

SOMETIMES YOU GET LUCKY AND SOMETIMES YOU DONT..

ITS LIKE THE NEW WAY OF GETTING SOMEONE TO BUY YOU CIGS OR BEER WHEN YOU WERE A MINOR.

OR

2. I WENT TO DENNYS IN VEGAS AND WAS FEINDING HARD FOR SOME HERBAL SUPPLEMENTS, SO I WAS EATING MY COUNTRY CHICKEN STRIP AND GRAVY WITH CORN. AND I HAD A SORTA POT HEAD LOOKING WAITER AND JUST WENT OUT AND GRABBED MY BALLS AND ASKED HIM "YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET SOME GREEN" AND HE WAS LIKE "WEED?" AND I WAS LIKE YEAHH. THEN HE TOLD ME HIS ROOMIE WAS A DEALER AND LEFT AND WENT HOME TO GET ME A TWENTY. FUCKIN SCORE!! I WAS SERIOUSLY LUCKY BUT MAYBE YOU COULD BE TOO. YOU NEVER KNOW.


MAYBE IM CRAZY BUT ILL GO CRAZIER IF I DONT HAVE MY WEED! HOPE THIS HELPS.

:bigjoint:
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that blunt thing works for sure, 2 diferent ocasions i met random potheads buying blunts and got hooked up with a dealer, i still call the dealler on the reg and on of the potheads i chill with for some killer sessions
 
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Franchise

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I agree with the blunt thing as well, but I also say that is a younger generation thing......Because myself as a ummmm "provider"....I wouldn't give an older gentleman the time of day.....and I haven't on the occasions they asked older sparks cops in most dealers minds.....I know from past exp.

I say test the waters.
 
ZeldarFromBeldar

ZeldarFromBeldar

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Franchise said:
Dude it is all about easing into a conversation......
Don't just ask him, test the waters...

Here is an example
You "Hey how are you today bro?"
Him "Ughhh Not bad yourself"
You "Good Good, went out last night and had a good time"
Him "Ok well I am gonna get back to work"
You "Yea, Same my girlfriend keeps bugging me about tossing her old purse apparently she had some shit she wanted lol"
Him "Oh yea? That sucks bro"
You "Yea she bitched at me about tossing some kind bud"

There you put yourself in a situation where its out in the air and not yours so if he isn't cool he will drop it, if he is he will react....

Him "Oh shit dude, that sucks"
You "Yea told me to replace it but fuck if I know"

There you go again you basically asked him but didn't.....You cannot get in any trouble work wise over that.


Just test the waters bro.
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This type of thing is the plan for today. I don't expect any problems. I'll let you guys know how it works out.
 
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smokeh

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Dagod16 said:
Hey,

I send via post.
Risk is all yours.

Let me know if I can help.

Cheers,

M
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if ur from amsterdam, send me over a couple bags of white dolphin from Dolphins and a couple white widows from Kadinkski or however u spell it.
 
ZeldarFromBeldar

ZeldarFromBeldar

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Well... The bastard didn't show up for work today. Its bad because not only do I lose the chance for a hookup, I have to fire the kid. I can't believe what a trainwreck this is turning out to be.
 
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LandofZion

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You can fire him and blame it on higher management, befriend him and still ask in one shot. What do you have to loose. If he squeals just blame it on him being disgruntled and who wouldn't believe that, people always blurt their problems/anger on the way out the door.
 
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