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neosapien

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You need better jokes, just like you need better standards. I only hooked up with his girl because i was drunk and she kept begging me. she kept feeling my crotch and coming on to me so im like fuck it whatever

Yawn. You're neither fun nor very good at this. Ta-ta whiskey dick.
 

Heil Tweetler

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She's an Afrikaner, you could never handle one. I'm married to one!
Jelly!

Im in jbay. the house across the street`s alarm has been sounding for 3 days! No one is home, ADT hasnt got a key to enter and deactivate, can not be done remotely....im running out of vape!

Solved, new owner drove up from PE

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ANC

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Jelly!

Im in jbay. the house across the street`s alarm has been sounding for 3 days! No one is home, ADT hasnt got a key to enter and deactivate, can not be done remotely....im running out of vape!

Solved, new owner drove up from PE

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ADT is talking shit, they switch mine off all the time... (I taped the eye in the growroom shut, the reflection from the ceiling fan on the ducting kept triggering it)
 

ANC

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This would be any girl, right? The same girl massaging you all the time would get mehhhh soon.
In this case, I will start with the ones who got good references above.
 
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