blake9999
Well-Known Member
A fifth grade teacher gives her class an assignment, to go home and get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. So all the kids go home then return to class Monday morning with their stories. The teacher calls,"anyone have a story", and all the kids raise their hands. "little Jenny, you have a story" the teacher calls. Little Jenny stands and says "Yes Mam i do. My daddy is a chicken farmer and we raise chickens for their eggs. Well one day we were going to market in the pick-up truck and hit a terrible bump. The basket of eggs went flying and made a terrible mess." The teacher asked, "What kind of moral did you learn from that story?"Little Jenny said "My daddy said don't put all your eggs in one basket." "that's a very story, who else has a story?" the teacher said. Cathy stood up and began,"My daddy raises chickens for the meat market, well.... one time we had a dozen eggs but only ten hatched and my daddy said don't count your chickens before they hatched." Another great story " the teacher said. "anyone else have a story they want to share?" Little Johnny was waving his arm violently in the back row. "Little Johnny you have a story?" the teacher asks. Little Johnny stood up and said "Yes mam I do. This is a story about my Uncle Bob. My Uncle Bob was a Vietnam pilot and his plane got shot down over enemy territory. When he jumped out of his plane he had three things with him, a machetti, his machine gun , and a bottle of Whiskey. Well he drank the bottle of Whiskey on the way down because he didn't want the glass to break, then he landed right smack in the middle of a hundred enemy troops. He killed seventy with the machine gun before he ran out of bullets, then he killed twenty more with the machetti until the blade broke. The last ten he killed with his very bare hands." The teacher was all horrified "that's a terrible story, what moral could you possibly learn from that story?" Little Johnny looks at the teacher and says "My dad always says don't fuck with Uncle Bob when he's been drinking."
