u might this is sick but i dont giva a F*ck lol

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Dirty Harry said:
I lost a contact lens on a dancer once. She put her boobs in my face and next thing I know, I am missing a lens. I saw it stuck to her, pointed, got it back, and popped it back in.
NOTE: Strippers wear body spray! Damn my eye stung like hell for a few hours.
No way I want to get that close to a damn strippers junk. It like buying rental cars...Do you want to put your key into a vehicle that has had so many keys before you? :)
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at some point in time, all of those rental cars are brand new..... same thing applies ;)

watch where you go as far as 'safety' is concerned....

other than that, it looks like every lapdance I've received from a hispanic (and at least 60% of the blacks) stripper.
 
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gogrow said:
at some point in time, all of those rental cars are brand new..... same thing applies ;)

watch where you go as far as 'safety' is concerned....

other than that, it looks like every lapdance I've received from a hispanic (and at least 60% of the blacks) stripper.
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so you pretty much got a lap dance on ur face from a stripper? nice
 
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unshaved pubes said:
so you pretty much got a lap dance on ur face from a stripper? nice
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because of my sis-in-law stripping, I worked in a strip club on bourbon st. for a few months.... got plenty of dances, yes, some on my face :)

Never got no pinkeye though.... that is harsh
 
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unshaved pubes said:
everyone knows the vid is awesome u cant deny it
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I'd be willing to put $20 on the fact that you have never personally had one of these drunken, face-beating lapdances..... when you get one, come back and tell me how you feel about it..... it's about as nice as it looks, and just as violent.
 
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gogrow said:
I'd be willing to put $20 on the fact that you have never personally had one of these drunken, face-beating lapdances..... when you get one, come back and tell me how you feel about it..... it's about as nice as it looks, and just as violent.
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lol i wish i got one of those, i always wanted to go to brasil lmfao and if i ever do im def gunna get one
 
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unshaved pubes said:
lol i wish i got one of those, i always wanted to go to brasil lmfao and if i ever do im def gunna get one
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you dont need to travel for it bro.... at least not out of the country. cant speak for the rest of the country, but here in NOLA its pretty damn common to get dances like that... esp from the ethnic ladies .... please dont leave the country to go to a strip club before first contacting me to see what we can do domestically ;)
 
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gogrow said:
you dont need to travel for it bro.... at least not out of the country. cant speak for the rest of the country, but here in NOLA its pretty damn common to get dances like that... esp from the ethnic ladies .... please dont leave the country to go to a strip club before first contacting me to see what we can do domestically ;)
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lol wat u mean by contacting you to see what we can do domestically? i aint gay
 
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