Time to TURN THE PAGE - maybe?

StonedFarmer said:

O it's tiny or maybe the monocle it wears is too big?

O last year, damn ya the crack was intense at that time. I think I made sense you just didn't do enough crack!

don't blame me foryour hands being too big either you big meanie

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bahahahahaha

Self-deprecating humour?

MY JAM!!!!!

It's just because my vagina is SOOOOOoo gaping from getting Rammed in every hole imaginable by so many big black cocks.

You are probably above average in size.

Vagini is just a predator...

awwww I'm sure it'sjust fine but I'll need to have a test run.

let's do this for science and such

StonedFarmer said:

awwww I'm sure it'sjust fine but I'll need to have a test run.

let's do this for science and such

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I'll do MANY things, in the name of SCIENCE.

No butt stuff though.

Yessica... said:

I'll do MANY things, in the name of SCIENCE.

No butt stuff though.

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my girl is up forit, but can I test run your ex youknow science and stuff

StonedFarmer said:

my girl is up forit, but can I test run your ex youknow science and stuff

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I need a TRANSLATOR!!!

What? You want to fuck my ex?

hahahaha

gunnar&carey said:

@UncleBuck......lets put behind us

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yeah, no.

Yessica... said:

I need a TRANSLATOR!!!

What? You want to fuck my ex?

hahahaha

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hahaha suuure why not he probably needs a little excitement in his life after all histalk of lamps and such

Yessica... said:

@Pinworm , you know the guy.

Good apology? Bad apology?

He's gonna hate me until the end of time and my heart freezer over?

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Hard to tell if you are being serious...

@VladFromOG
@oilmkr420
@MiG pilot
@Frenchy Cannoli
@subcool

Fuck you



Naw im playin. Love you guys.

Pinworm said:

Hard to tell if you are being serious...

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TOTALLY serious

I didn't sound serious? Hmmm...how do I fix that?

with a serious face

Yessica... said:

TOTALLY serious

I didn't sound serious? Hmmm...how do I fix that?

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Try more gifs.

Pinworm said:

Try more gifs.

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I DID!

hahaha

I don't play those kinds of games.

I wouldn't lure someone into a FALSE sense of security, just to pounce on them.

Thou hast earned a like

@Yessica... your thread inspired me to turn the page with my ex wife. Told her the whorish things are all good now. I don't think she will enjoy them texts lol.

I got a laugh though

edit: she called me a drunk and a drug addict. I take that as a sexy way of saying "ok you sexy devil, please fuck my friends moar"

StonedFarmer said:

let's put it behind us.

need an english teacher I'm here big guy

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Haha ok thanks, srry hard to txt and sleep on the job

qwizoking said:

Thou hast earned a like

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Thank yee kind sir.

I prefer my apologies to come with jokes. Because I like to laugh.

EDIT: Is it Hard to get a like?

Fuck - I hand those out like Blow-J's.

Flaming Pie said:

I also believe everyone deserves amazing orgasms.

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Best quote ever.
but i disagree, my old boss doesn't deserve any orgasms, nor does the directTv-customer service lady i talked to...
or that asshole at the DMV... (which one, you ask?)
or that monkey in the mazda that blaimed me for his POS car failing emissions testing...
OH, or the state tax franchise board... those fuckers think it's ok to get a percentage of my salary, you believe that?
hmmm i got more...

greasemonkeymann said:

Best quote ever.
but i disagree, my old boss doesn't deserve any orgasms, nor does the directTv-customer service lady i talked to...
or that asshole at the DMV... (which one, you ask?)
or that monkey in the mazda that blaimed me for his POS car failing...
OH, or the state tax franchise board... those fuckers think it's ok to get a percentage of my salary, you believe that?
hmmm i got more...

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Stalin!!!!

I hope he never had an orgasm.

gunnar&carey said:

Haha ok thanks, srry hard to txt and sleep on the job

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I understand. I'm babysitting a kid and personally it can be hard to use grammar and keep him out of the beer and drugs.