Kite High
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no...not this bs again...rotflmao!!! thats a good one fer sure
things nooobs say that just make you lmfao
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NightOwlBono
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Lol thanks,I tell that to people all the time at grow shops so they leave me alone and think I'm a noob,I have enough friends.
i don't need to meet people at a garden center/hydro store.
let me be more clear,I only tell extremely experienced growers to use BC pills when germinating,they give me a look like I'm a crackhead and say have a good day.
i don't spread this BS info to someone that doesn't know any better
SS68396331
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I tried this once, I crushed up the BC pill, put in Koolaid, drank it.. All my plants came up female. It must work.
ukclonebank
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Noob = Newbie = Somebody new........
puffdatchronic
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Can I pee on it?
djwimbo
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OMG, I'm using that technique.
I heard one the other day, "I'm using XXXXX Organic soil, is it bad that mushrooms are growing out of it?" ... I literally facepalmed.
Bilbo Baggins
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I love it when they post a pic of some tiny two inch high scrawny seedling and ask how many pounds they can expect from it, and if the ONE 20W CFL they've got it under will be enough to produce this monster yield they dream off. Beavis and Butthead take up growing.
mellokitty
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"how long until i GET RICH off my ______ setup?"
Kite High
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Meeeoooow! Wassup my dearest mist purrfect kitty?
mellokitty
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*purrs* low energy but summer seems to be trying to arrive so can't complain.
o come on.... the only people i know getting rich off their setups are the ones who run warehouses. (and who have employees that know their shit forwards and backwards.)
Kite High
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anyone who asks whats a noob is a noob
Malevolence
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My thing I hate I guess would be when people are listing off this long ass list of shit (usually AN tbh) they put in their water and then start listing all kinds of bennies and enzymes and sterilizers, having no idea what any of it does.
cannawizard
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funny how they mix all that synthetic ferts with bennies/enz/microbes-- like thats a great environment for those micros to flourish in.. money well spent~
Smash'n'Burn
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My favorite one is the:
"I have a space that is X-by-X, how many plants can I grow."
With no other information. No genetics. No light source. No yield expectation. Just completely ignorant to how indoor gardening, and photoperiod control, works.
"I have a space that is X-by-X, how many plants can I grow."
With no other information. No genetics. No light source. No yield expectation. Just completely ignorant to how indoor gardening, and photoperiod control, works.
Smash'n'Burn
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What? You don't control your photo period? aka light cycle.
It's all good. I see you trolling. I'm hating.
It's all good. I see you trolling. I'm hating.
Chronic Masterbator
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Lol Trousers I was gonna say that. " How much you think I will yield?" not to pick on noobs. Yield is dependent upon skill.
Milovan
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How much will I yield?
What kind of neuts are best for growing?
Where can I sell?
What is the best strain to grow?
What is the strongest strain?
What strain has the highest THC level?
How do I know when my plant is ready for harvest?
CFL vs HPS/MH which is better?
How often do I water my plant?
Which is better? Indoor or outdoor?
What music do you listen to while stoned?
What kind of neuts are best for growing?
Where can I sell?
What is the best strain to grow?
What is the strongest strain?
What strain has the highest THC level?
How do I know when my plant is ready for harvest?
CFL vs HPS/MH which is better?
How often do I water my plant?
Which is better? Indoor or outdoor?
What music do you listen to while stoned?
Kite High
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No my timer does and what's to control? That the timer is set 12/12? And if you lose control what happens? 12:01 & 11:59. Lmao!!
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