The UK Growers Thread!

brock

Active Member
hahahahaha crazy f@cker! nice one, might have to try that sometime!

I once trapped 7 wasps in an upturned pint glass in a beer garden in one afternoon - was sooo funny when the woman came to collect empties, never seen a fat girl run, lol
nice one dude i hate them fuckers (the wasps that is not fat birds), maybe shes took up the hint and has took up jogging lol.

btw - good thanks, the weekend is finally here and im toking my 1st spliff of the day
I know wooooow, what you smoking on?
 

brock

Active Member
hey V!

Gotta get on with the cleaning before my other half returns from holiday....then its a long hot bath, good music, candle, cone joint and a large bottle of hoegaarden and decide which take-away I will grace with a telephone order

Have a good weekend guys ;-) might be busy making up for lost time all weekend :-P so I'll catch up with you soon.
Peace
ha ha ha lol.

take care man, speak soon
 

brock

Active Member
Got a nice little music vibe goin here now :) ... Heres a bit of roots and culture for your ears ...Try and get into the story ...pretty cool :)

[video=youtube;KKqP8h0SHJc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKqP8h0SHJc[/video]
nice tune man
 

Vento

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hey V!

Gotta get on with the cleaning before my other half returns from holiday....then its a long hot bath, good music, candle, cone joint and a large bottle of hoegaarden and decide which take-away I will grace with a telephone order

Have a good weekend guys ;-) might be busy making up for lost time all weekend :-P so I'll catch up with you soon.
Peace

Sounds like you got it all covered Cafe .... Have a nice night man :)

:bigjoint::hump::oops::-D

:peace:
 

scottish lad

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i know ha ha ha, i should of kept it joined the u.k cannabis alliance, got the fly stoned and entered it on brits got talent lol.

yea my mate caught it dried his mcdonald cup , put the fly in it and blew all the smoke through the straw then he passed it to me and i sparked a fat doobs and blew it all in the cup, we gave it a little shake and tipped it out, thats when it started dancing lol.

i did it to this girl is used to be withs hamster lol, i used to get blazed with her mum (she use to get amazing white widow the day after it got cut down, big fat christmas tree buds use to get 9 in an oz and it wieghted 32g for £100 only because she had been mates with the fella since they were kids. oh i miss them widow days), and this one time i couldnt be arsed going clubbin so i stayed in with her mum got stoned said i was going to bed, then did a fat reef, put a dvd on, put the hamster in a shoe box and filled it with smoke and when i got 3/4s of the way down i started doing blow backs into the box, it was fucking fogged out, left it to the end of the dvd then put it back in its cage, it ran straight to the water bottle and was there for a good min then straight to its food and it was there for time then it just went to bed.;

as to say, she went fucking mental when she found out ha ha ha.

ha ha ha ha why do birds never find that funny .

my gecko loves sitting on my shoulder when i got some stink green and shes goes nuts but my little fella loves it he smiles and everything lol
look

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and heres my Chesapeake bay retriever stoned one sunday morning me and him had a wake and bake
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brock

Active Member
Hey Fella'z :)

Nice one Brocky ... + Rep for the Old Skool break Beats ... nice :)... Feel a bit sorry for the fly ... but im a soppy twat like that :)

As for the Streets track ...I does kind of sum things up to a degree .... But i can't help thinking it gives smokers / growers a bad rep to ... Makes us look lazy and pointless and that we contribute nothing ... we both know thats not the case , A nice updated version of that track would come in handy for Mr Clegg though :)
that was one of the very first songs i learnt to breakdance too :) thanks for the rep :) it flew away after it had came down from the effects lol.

as you say it shows things upto a degree, but its telling a story.

the drunks is: get back from work, get pissed at home, meet up with the lads and go the pub, get smashed in the pub, start a fight in the pub because someone looks at you, spit at a police officer, go and get a kebab, slur your words and talk shit, repeat everything your saying, dont remeber a thing in the morning and do it the same again next friday.

the smokers: get back from work/uni/collage, sit on the sofa turn the playsation on skin a fat one up and smoke it, (past reffrence)"hi my names tim and im a criminal, in the eyes of soceity in need to be in jail for the choice of herbs I inhale" "i pose a threat to the nation, down the station the police hold no patience" so hes saying that were all classed as criminals because we smoke a plant and most people would have us locked up, were a threat to the nation and the police think were scum (as for the drunk got let off scott free), calling your mates round, getting the bong out then talking about films and songs then talking about Amsterdam and how good the shit is there, the bong thier smoking on is a homemade bong which Tim made out of metal and bits and put them all together to make a fully working bong with help from his enginering degree, going back to the playstation as the pizza comes, you asked for cheese&tomatoe but they brought you chicken but you accept it and pick the chicken off (a drunk would argue), we talk about things instead of strating arguments and we act like adults were nice people and if you leave us to it we dont cause harm to no-one, then you get stoned more watch telly with your mates until 6 then you fall asleep after a goods night smoking sesh, then why a drunk repeats and slurs everything and how much the drunks cost the tax payer on the NHS and how many deaths there are per year as for cannabis related deaths there has been zero.

i wanted to play Jilted John - Gordon is a moron. to Mr brown because he was a shambles lol.
 

brock

Active Member
ha ha ha ha why do birds never find that funny .

my gecko loves sitting on my shoulder when i got some stink green and shes goes nuts but my little fella loves it he smiles and everything lol
look

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and heres my Chesapeake bay retriever stoned one sunday morning me and him had a wake and bake
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because they dont get stoned humor lol, mines the same never laughs at me and my mates do when were blazed.

nice gec and dog :)

iv got a 2 month corn snake got no pics :( never got him stoned tho lol
 

rainz

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ello evrybody, ive been up to my eyeballs with with work and havent really had a chance to post. Quick question, what is the quietist extractor fan? and has anybody used VITALINK MAX hydro nutes before? any help is appreciated, cheers lads
 

dr darren

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hi. just joined. been growing for nearly a year. been doing whole process with envirolites and soil. first crop was great critical and lemon skunk. amazing only got oz a plant. next crop was super lemon haze. shit. no lemon taste and bud wasn't dense. i have just installed 250w hps cool tube and my room is 600mm by 1200mm 1500mm . i have also just set up two killa watt babies in plant magic soil and nutrient . has any one done a similar set up? what were the buds like? how much yield? i would also like to make some friends on this site.
 

dr darren

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hi there im going to try green house seeds lemon skunk. and tips on getting the most. i am only growing because im sick of the sight of polish wet weed . im sure it makes me feel ill lol.
 

dr darren

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hi there im new on here i have just made a silent extractor fan. its eal easy cut the db down by half. got a 4" ruck fan measure the out side and and make a fairly tight box out of mdf. with 4" hole saw . stuff the box with fibre glass or rock wall insulation. hey presto . my fan is now much quieter .
 

brock

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thats is what i have done. measured the fan and cut a hole in the mdf and forced the fan into the hole and because the fan and box arnt wobbling then the fan donst make a noise
 
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