The UK Growers Thread!

[BigBud93]

well, nothing can beat where i am. its €350 for an oz of crap weed, thats also coated in glass.
its bs. i havent smoked in ages cos of it!

I live in North West lad and we get a good oz of cali orange or blueberry or cheese etc for between 200 and 220... how many plants do you normally grow outdoors?

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

like bloody hens teeth down here man, e and mdma.

i never had much of a problem with the comedown couple of smokes and its all good its the hangover from having your invincible drinking boots on i struggle with, feelin rough 2 days down the line with kidney pain man, im the same with the sniff though

last time i wanted a bag of beans the bloke brought 1 of each kind down to mine n i tasted each one n told him straight 2 were full of billy the other two were legal highs, i thought he was going to be sick watching me lick these 'E's though he nearly offered me a job as a tester though

fuck that for a game of toy soldiers aswell

 

[dura72]

oh god the kidney pain!!! u forget all about it until sum1 reminds u and then u visualise lying in bed and every movement, no matter how small, sends fuckin waves of pain up your back, kidneys feel like two fuckin rocks in your back, oh good christ i really dont like that. eyeballs feel like theve been pulled out sandpapered washed down in vinegar rolled in powdered glass and popped back in, sweat so heavy and sour it feels like a tramps pissin on you and then the stomach cramps and the stuff that comes out your arse resmbles kebabe sauce and after the 10th bolt to the bog youve stopped actually wiping ur arse and have resorted to ever so gently dabbing the inflammed ring peice unable to decide if its shit or blood your actually removing............oh mother of god please have fuckin mercy i swear to all thats holy i wil NOT do this agian just please let me survive and i'll hit the gym and start eating healthy, tears mingle with sweat as ur bent double on the bog pan and ur legs have went numb.........great fun, eh?
if i had a £1 for every time i felt like that i'd have enuff to go back to the pub.

 

[tip top toker]

very stoned on east coast sour diesel pheno headband
bump ( wrong thread but fuk it) BUMP

sounds pretty good haha

would you say its easier growin in dwc than in soil? or rockwool or whatever other ways youve tried? im helpin a friend set up a 1 plant grow an i need to make it as simple ass possible for him, i go round most weekends so was thinkin dwc should be good if i get somethin with a big enough res so it only needs changein once a week an then set the light n fans on timers that way all he should need to do is make sure everythings workin each day

soil is slightly more annoying than coco if you havn't got much space to mix things up, coco si very easy, just fill a pot and add some perlite. hydro you gotta get everything made up.

in terms of actually growing, definately hydro, i change the res once a week and just add a bit of water if it's getting a little low towards the end of the week, but i am very aware that if i cock one thing up, i'll lose it all, there is less waste to deal with, it's easier to maintain, blah, it's great. as said though, you have to be on top of it, soil and coco, you givev them a whacked ph because you forgot to add uppers and downers, then they'll recover next watering, you forget that with hydro and that's a week of failings.

then again i am growing in a small bedroom in small closets and having to be stealthy about everything, so hydro is just easier for me, if i could afford to be loudly tinkereing away with lots of space then i'd have little issue with soil and coco.

that reminds me a have a massive bag of trim i need to make some hash lol

i keep wanting to make some up but never getting around to doing it. just can't be bothered.

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hooray for being British

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

oh god the kidney pain!!! u forget all about it until sum1 reminds u and then u visualise lying in bed and every movement, no matter how small, sends fuckin waves of pain up your back, kidneys feel like two fuckin rocks in your back, oh good christ i really dont like that. eyeballs feel like theve been pulled out sandpapered washed down in vinegar rolled in powdered glass and popped back in, sweat so heavy and sour it feels like a tramps pissin on you and then the stomach cramps and the stuff that comes out your arse resmbles kebabe sauce and after the 10th bolt to the bog youve stopped actually wiping ur arse and have resorted to ever so gently dabbing the inflammed ring peice unable to decide if its shit or blood your actually removing............oh mother of god please have fuckin mercy i swear to all thats holy i wil NOT do this agian just please let me survive and i'll hit the gym and start eating healthy, tears mingle with sweat as ur bent double on the bog pan and ur legs have went numb.........great fun, eh?
if i had a £1 for every time i felt like that i'd have enuff to go back to the pub.

i actually quite fancied some madman but after thinking about that^^ ill stick to the sniff.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

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hooray for being British

i cant decide if its zig and zag meets tin man or metalic jelly babies with cycle helmets on,. what i do know is its fucking wank

 

[tip top toker]

yup, these olympics are making us look a joke, i wonder how much that cost if a 2d piece of shit logo cost £400,000.

i'm off to buy dust sheets, i have been given a months free rent in return for painting the whole flat, not sure if i'm being screwed over or not but it's better than being kicked out

i shall also buy multiple instances of mcdonalds cheeseburgers! NOM! NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

yeah you knew from the off we were going to look like mugs when at the opening ceremony they all jumped off a london bus and did a piss poor street dance, theres been umpteen better on britains got talent

 

[tip top toker]

i just plain don't understand. i honestly don't. every choice they make, is as far from the logical choice as is possible, yet ehy do it any way, time, and time, and time, and time again!!

 

[budboyste]

hello fellow UKers i'm new to growing my own,from North East,have 2 seeds of Kaya Gold germinating,lets see how 1st attempt goes :}

 

[growwwww]

This is were taxes are going,

i think money going to olympic and expidition viewing platforms are absolute pisstake things to be putting money to
im against mass sport,

however i still think this is very cool,


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Sounds pretty fucking epic

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

hello fellow UKers i'm new to growing my own,from North East,have 2 seeds of Kaya Gold germinating,lets see how 1st attempt goes :}

good to see a fellow geordie on board!

happy growing man.

 

[dura72]

good to see a fellow geordie on board!

happy growing man.

with this many geordies in the one place dosnt that technically make this a jail

 

[tip top toker]

lol dura.

after eating kfc and people telling me it's not chicken, what the fuck did i just eat from McDonalds then!?? 99p cheeseburgers though, mmm

i'm a tech loving kinda guy and still i can't quite work out what the fuck the whole cloud thing is about.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

magpies are known for the odd bit of tea leafery i spose

 

[tip top toker]

just looking at the coalition deal, nothing is really mentioned with regard to drugs other than "temporary ban on legal highs" so i don't know whether this is an indication that something will be cooked up to sort out this shambles of a system or what.. think positive!

 

[dura72]

for god sake politicians keep drugs illegal!!!my business will be out the fuckin window if the legalise the damn stuff.

 

[dura72]

mmmmmmm carte noir coffee is fuckin lush!

 

[dura72]

magpies are known for the odd bit of tea leafery i spose

the 'odd bit' is a bit like sayin the scots like a wee drink and slight argument now and then....or the welsh like a lamb chop....or scousers are shade untrustworthy....or pakis are mildly offensive....or jeremy kyle is a tad irritating.
cmon don ur all bandits, stand up and be proud of ur banditry, lol.

 

[dura72]

http://www.theworldsnumberone.co.uk/purchaseGB.htm
does this seem too good to be true?? found the link on speedys forum. got to admit i'm a shade skeptical.