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Airwave · Jul 18, 2011

sambo020482 said:
fuck plates ya posh git micro/oven meals n just eat out the container its cooked in lolol

I just pay somebody else to cook for me.

mantiszn · Jul 18, 2011

that is ridiculous...
surely he can just call bullshit.. her word against his.. then she gets done for wasting police time...

Airwave said:
My brother and his missus split up a while ago.They have a son.
My brother was in town pissed up and the some guy my brothers ex was seeing decided to introduce himself. Guy told my brother about late night parties, people coming around the house, etc. My brother wasn't happy because he was worried about what affect all of this might have on his son. He phoned his ex and went off on one. Threatened to kill her if anything happens to his son.
The next day 9 police cars turned up ( 3 armed response and 6 regular) blocked off the street, arrested him and searched the house.

Now this is somebody that has no history of violence or drug abuse. Tad bit excessive if you ask me.

mantiszn · Jul 18, 2011

i do too.. pay her with my cock..

Airwave said:
I just pay somebody else to cook for me.

mantiszn · Jul 18, 2011

actually to be honest... i do a lot of cooking... i enjoy it... i cook.. they clean

tip top toker · Jul 18, 2011

dura72 said:
well thats the housework done, first time in over a week. ah was eatin ma dinner with a spoon on a casserole dish lid. nae clean clothes or anything, wot a fuckin shit hole.

Reminds me of Black Books, http://vimeo.com/16375215

mantiszn said:
buy (or steal) some paper plates and plastic utensils... £1 store..

good shit for lazy people... fuck washing dishes...

whenever i wash dishes my hands go all fucked up like super wrinkly and start getting eczema.. bits of skin falling off and shit... my missus says i'm the only person she know's who is allergic to washing up... haha

Marigolds?

sambo020482 said:
fuck plates ya posh git micro/oven meals n just eat out the container its cooked in lolol

Co-op were doing 4 packs of pot noodles for £1.89

score!

bamslayer said:
iv never read so many past pages on riu ever,fuk. ya mad fucknuts stickin a gram in a joint...fuckers lol

has any1 tried american spirit???rollin baccy quite dry no chemicals,and better than fags.

A collegaue had a pack a good while back for rolling joints with, said it was rather nice, but i've never actually picked up a packet.

dura72 · Jul 18, 2011

if u threaten an ex then the chances are that it'll be viewed in the same way as domestic violence, and in that situation the normal rules of law are ignored. usually u need corroribratin evidence or another witness for action to be taken but not in domestic violence situations. trust me, ive been done over a few times with this. again english and scots law are different. the armed response shit happened to an old mate of mine recently after he said on facebook he'd like to put a bullet in the celtic mangers head, 5am the cops crash his fuckin door in and drag him to the anti terrorist hq in edinburgh. its fuckin turning into south central on the streets of britain.

Airwave · Jul 18, 2011

mantiszn said:
that is ridiculous...
surely he can just call bullshit.. her word against his.. then she gets done for wasting police time...

He was released the next day, so they must have decided that he doesn't pose any kind of real threat. Just a drunken rant.

Best to leave it lay.

Ontheball · Jul 18, 2011

its been the month for breaks up and bashing ex's lol

dura72 · Jul 18, 2011

"What's wrong with me?" my wife weeped. After 4 years of marraige she had caught me cheating on her. Hysterically she questioned "Why would you do that to me? What did I do to deserve this?" As the tears rolled down her face she said "I love you, tell me, what do i have to do to have you back?" To which I replied "Dishes"

sambo020482 · Jul 18, 2011

[video=youtube;YTXKaqgBKVY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTXKaqgBKVY[/video]

same song n dance lolol

i no let post bout but the prices of weed, the poor qauilty and dont 4get duras addictions n jokes as i said same song n dance lol

jimmygreenfingers · Jul 18, 2011

Just been watching some cop show on the telly and some geezer just had his door kicked in by plod looking for his grow, they found it in is wardrobe. But the soppy cunt was nicking leccy as well all for a CFL lol, what a cock.

tip top toker · Jul 18, 2011

"I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack, being a crack dealer, but not like the mean crack dealers more like a nice one, just kinda friendly like "Hey, what's up guys..you want some crack?"

kana · Jul 18, 2011

Also found this while i was digging up some old stuff lol

mantiszn · Jul 18, 2011

i just saw that too haha road wars... hows that geezer that barraged himself in the flat.. fukken crackhead

jimmygreenfingers said:
Just been watching some cop show on the telly and some geezer just had his door kicked in by plod looking for his grow, they found it in is wardrobe. But the soppy cunt was nicking leccy as well all for a CFL lol, what a cock.

sambo020482 · Jul 18, 2011

mantiszn said:
i just saw that too haha road wars... hows that geezer that barraged himself in the flat.. fukken crackhead

road wars lolol now half you para people (not you mantz your excluded this time il find something to wind ya up bout
at a later date lol?

road wars is the biggest source of para in the thread cause everytime you think that heli is over ya gaff its actually filming a smackhead ina stolen car for road wars lolol

jimmygreenfingers · Jul 18, 2011

mantiszn said:
i just saw that too haha road wars... hows that geezer that barraged himself in the flat.. fukken crackhead

LOL yeah that twat was giving it the bigun about how hes gonna cut up the first copper that comes into his drum, as soon as they cut his door off and charged in he soon changed his tune he got trussed up like a chicken and went to the van all nice and calm lol. Some people eh.

mantiszn · Jul 18, 2011

i had a shit my pants moment the other week.. fucking chopper was overhead.. they were looking for someone or scanning or some shit.. was hovering low and slow for a long time... i know they won't pick me up but i had just smoked about 4 spliffs :/ parrrrrrrrra

sambo020482 said:
road wars lolol now half you para people (not you mantz your excluded this time il find something to wind ya up bout
at a later date lol?

road wars is the biggest source of para in the thread cause everytime you think that heli is over ya gaff its actually filming a smackhead ina stolen car for road wars lolol

cheddar1985 · Jul 18, 2011

mantiszn said:
buy (or steal) some paper plates and plastic utensils... £1 store..

good shit for lazy people... fuck washing dishes...

whenever i wash dishes my hands go all fucked up like super wrinkly and start getting eczema.. bits of skin falling off and shit... my missus says i'm the only person she know's who is allergic to washing up... haha

shit bro post of the day by far fuck i cant stop laughin as the misses just said thats me all over shit this thread gets better thats why us english smash it !!

jasonw3 · Jul 18, 2011

Gavstar76 said:
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sambo020482 · Jul 18, 2011

[video=youtube;u5Hs4uBn8tY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5Hs4uBn8tY[/video]

must be the ganja only reason you lightweights are in bed so early lolol

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