THE SHIT LIST ......

Jack straw from homegrown natural wonders good strain but not for me

Thseeds kushage, sage, and bubblegum all grown at once. Swear they were all identical feminized garbage. Not one male and hardly any difference in phenos. structure, smell and high. straight Boo boo

Airborne G13 x Genius from Mr. Soul smelled super loud and amazing in flower. Yielded huge sense solid bugs covered in trichs. Absolutely zero taste. And the high lasted about 15 mins. And I think that was just bc of lack of oxygen, from smoking. He told me originally all phenos should be done by day 58. First run I cut it at 60 days. Was about 15% amber and almost all the rest were cloudy/milky that's the 15 minute high. So i thought maybe grower error early chop. So I flowered a clone of the same pheno as well as a different pheno took them both to 71 days. Same dull 15 minute high. The two were plants were so loud. After feeding and moving them about. I drive 35 mins home. And my ol lady said I smelled like horrible skunk puss and body odor. They smelled amazing. But zero taste n nose. A complete disappointment.

topcat said:

Nirvana Bubbleicious grew well and smelled good, until it stopped, right in it's tracks. Too leafy, harvested, sampled and didn't get high. The only plant I've grown that didn't get me high. A waste every way.

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Same happened to me. The high was weaksauce. It looked great, smelled great, grew great. Bag appeal was awesome. No kick to it whatsoever...

SensiPuff said:

So has anyone had a good experience with g13 pineapple express? lol

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Not me. Good yield, poor potency.

Budzbuddha said:

Yep ... I got that 5 pack of tang Dream and was very pissed at the result .

It started looking pretty good except I got asymmetrical growth ( half size branching ) one one side compared to other. Buds were ugly .

Blazed one .... got that look of WTF.
Horrible dull citrus taste. And you are absolutely right about street swag tasting better than that shit.

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I too got shit results from TG. No more Barney for this old grower...

what do people think of mephesto genetics i just got the sour livers/ forum stomper/ strawberry nuggets. still want the chem and sodk but was sold out herd nothing but praise im looking for some stinkers ?

HSO Truthband was super disappointing. Big solid buds, but 0 frost and super low potency.
Best plant I ever had actually was a super lemon haze from Greenhouse, ran it for years.
Now I am running just America breeders. Euro breeders have been left in the dust.

Autoflowers are trash. At least ime

casperd said:

what do people think of mephesto genetics i just got the sour livers/ forum stomper/ strawberry nuggets. still want the chem and sodk but was sold out herd nothing but praise im looking for some stinkers ?

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I ran the sour stomper outside last summer and it was pretty beautiful, grapey and covered in crystals... I had too much nitrogen so the buds were a bit elongated, dank as f none the less

Budzbuddha said:

One breeder that has consistently NOT give me anything but wonky plants and runty growth is .....

Cali Connection ..... I avoid any strains .

Germed many ... got zero results.

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sounds like you need to give our seeds a run.

got Cake?

Amos Otis said:

Sort of. I got + yields of pretty buds in around 9 weeks. It's been years ago. The smoke was B. None of them remotely smelled of anything of fruit, just a non offensive bland flavor. I bartered it all away to get the back deck rebuilt and stained. Called it Fast Franklin, or Money Maker....not sure which, but definitely didn't call it pineapple express.

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i bought G13 labs Pineapple express when it first came out on attitude like 13ish years ago. It was absolute killer. greasy oily pineapple smell. trim a qp in 20 minutes. all calyx. ran it for 10 years, everybody's favorite and Ive ran some serious dank. I was baaaaaaaaaad seedaholic and tried hundreds. Pexpress was still on top. not buzz wise, but looks, smell, and overall. daytime smoke... I had cookies, zkittles, sin mints and everybody still wanted pineapple. I also ran pineapple express 2, looked very similar but not as oily. perhaps they lost originals and tried recreating it.

my all time biggest dissapointment was Gage green... majority bunk. i spent a few grand on limited edition, not one keeper. mutants galore.

G13 double black was awesome too. all 6 phenos near identical. terps only difference. Black licorice anise with raspberryish smell. super quick ike 6 weeksflower. bushy plants. I highly recommend!!!

waterproof808 said:

DNA has some good stuff, LA Conf is known to be a slow vegging strain though. The real clone only strain is super dank and tasty though.

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ran la con for a couple years. lemony mushroomy funk. so slow i killed it. i hated how slow it was. slowest strain I ever ran, and I run some 100% indicas

waterproof808 said:

My friend sold me some cuts of TGA stuff and the Space dawg was pretty nice, but the Qush was fuckin wack trainwreck terps and smelled nothing like bubba kush.

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Spacedawg had some killer phenoes. I had a grapy all calyx one that was like grape fizz candy. I run a ton of grape, and never had a fizzy grape like that one... Ive run just about every subcool strain until last couple years.....

there is some flavor to be found. Space candy was fucking amazing terps. querkle was weird but awesome. i had a cocktail pheno of jillybean, sunkist orange peel body odor pheno of agent orange,

I ran locomotion, cuvee, dairy queen, the flav, plushberry, ace of spades, deep purple, jack skellington, killer grape, cherrygasm, killer queen, and I have grape lime ricky, ripped bubba, sangria, afgoo overdrive, qrazy train, all on deck waiting for their time in the sun.

biggest disaapointment was deep purple.

I used to be close with sub, and was a tester for him since overgrow, and breedbay days. back when it was just a couple of us, Ocanabis etc. dude is a fucking loser. I have no idea why Norstar/joel is even doing business with him. shady as fuck. Dioxide, sunycheba,HNW, just about everyone he works with he pisses off or fucks over.

I swear he doesnt keep the same males in rotation. I think he just picks a new one each major breeding project. If it wasnt for Norstar and Badger he would be fucked.

I have grown out many strains from different generations and they are not similar. new males me thinks... Space dude, probably isnt even more than 3 months old.

rant over. I still run the gear though because I like recessive gentics and the flavor is there.

Samsara is another hit or miss .... mostly miss.

Barney's "Tangerine Dream" was a total bust for me many yrs ago. Grew tall and lankey -completely out of control. Chopped it before I hit 2nd week of flower. Zero smells from it.

My current FLOP is Seedsman "California Orange" Fem. Zero smell, frost, or appeal at week 7 or so. If it were in anything bigger than the 24 oz solo cup its in, it would have been tossed already.

Good thread.

I'm glad I read through it, as I had Tangerine Dream on my wish list. Thanks for the heads-up.

Long ago when I first started growing I grew G13's Pineapple Express....and did so for about a year. Beautiful plant, amazing buds, and at the time I didn't know how so-so the weed was until I started growing other strains.

Thankfully, I've been swapping clones with others and the nice part of that is I get to see someone else's finished product and reviews from growers I respect. It was only a few months ago I decided to start some seeds again after a 4-5 year break. Compared to clones......man seeds take so damn long.

TheGreenStash said:

got Cake?

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wished Id gotten the cake and pinky's cupcakes instead of hulk boogers and Elmers glue v2 in the sample pack. I may be back.

Crockett strawberry banana...all 4 plants were exactly the same. Leafy buds with no frost and no smell.