The Sex Talk Thread

Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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thump easy said:
View attachment 2763411im no stranger to pussy my lil flaming pie.. lolzView attachment 2763413 lolz i wish i was inexperienced but if youd like me to show you how its done let me know im shure you can front row seats..View attachment 2763414im shure i can give you lessons, you'd love a class or two hahahahaha. and forget about the middle how about doggy on the side of the bed, cow girl all over the bed the sink the couches and the shower man you suck for reals thow in the towl already..
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Meh, I used to be into trying all over the house. I used to love the back seat of my car.

Now I prefer the bed. Soft and warm and good for all positions.
 
Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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Was kinda bummed last night that I couldn't suck D. Husband forgot to take shower and shower wakes the baby.

Then the baby woke anyways. We had to finish real quick. Then the hubby cleaned up and took care of the baby so I could take care of myself again before feeding the baby.

Gotta get it while you can haha.
 
thump easy

thump easy

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hahaha everone ses the same shit im laughing out loud ow my god im kidding guys im married and my sex life isnt what it was comes with the teritory.. cholo no i dont bang gang bang i think its one of the most stupidist things to be involved with.. the letters stand for were i was born and the iron maden skull didnt come out right and the oriental dragon non of witch are from a gang but i thought it was cool at the time shure sucks wen you up on an interview.. and ya my sex life suxs hahahaha.. married life i get a lil ever once in a while but not the horn dog i usto be the horns were for horny all the time you know!!!!!
 
thump easy

thump easy

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the glasses was to much hahahah i feel like a dumb ass but it worked back then lolz.. aaaawww dont know its funny when your young..
 
thump easy

thump easy

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god im such an ass!!! i feel like a dumb ass.. but at the time it was hot outside and i was at the mariot and i had flown in from another state had a fun weekend and she asked for a pic my fucken dumb ass had to bust a tacky pic lolz but goes great with my persona.. im a fucken dumb ass but best beleave i did tap some top notch females no dought it was a pleasure to date the nice females time flies and they dont look the way they usto but it was fun to be young :)
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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thump easy said:
god im such an ass!!! i feel like a dumb ass.. but at the time it was hot outside and i was at the mariot and i had flown in from another state had a fun weekend and she asked for a pic my fucken dumb ass had to bust a tacky pic lolz but goes great with my persona.. im a fucken dumb ass but best beleave i did tap some top notch females no dought it was a pleasure to date the nice females time flies and they dont look the way they usto but it was fun to be young :)
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Most impressive sexual conquest?
 
theexpress

theexpress

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thump easy said:
god im such an ass!!! i feel like a dumb ass.. but at the time it was hot outside and i was at the mariot and i had flown in from another state had a fun weekend and she asked for a pic my fucken dumb ass had to bust a tacky pic lolz but goes great with my persona.. im a fucken dumb ass but best beleave i did tap some top notch females no dought it was a pleasure to date the nice females time flies and they dont look the way they usto but it was fun to be young :)
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im impressed bro... your spelling has gotten much better
 
Beefbisquit

Beefbisquit

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kpmarine said:
There is no magic button for female ejculation. It's really just a girl pissing on you (Though that's a bit of a simplification.). That "little round spot" is generally known as the "g-spot"; it's just the inner extension of the clit.
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There's only one spot I've found that does it. The spot has always been successful at prompting an orgasm, but some ladies are just more prone to squirting, and some girls are embarrassed by it and will outright deny they can even squirt.

My gf can only squirt when she's on her back, I don't know why, and neither does she.... lol

In my experience using two fingers (I use ring and middle fingers, and point my index and pinky fingers down, running along her ass cheeks) and using an up/down movement, as opposed to an in/out movement does the trick. Don't move your fingers, keep them rigid and press down with the backs of your fingers towards her ass, and then pull up and flatten your fingers into her g-spot.

Shit works.... lol
 
Y0da

Y0da

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Flaming Pie said:
Was kinda bummed last night that I couldn't suck D. Husband forgot to take shower and shower wakes the baby.

Then the baby woke anyways. We had to finish real quick. Then the hubby cleaned up and took care of the baby so I could take care of myself again before feeding the baby.

Gotta get it while you can haha.
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sooo, soooo true! I got 4 kids (telly was old, kept breaking) and became a born again virgin lol
 
Bakatare666

Bakatare666

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Flaming Pie said:
Was kinda bummed last night that I couldn't suck D. Husband forgot to take shower and shower wakes the baby.

Then the baby woke anyways. We had to finish real quick. Then the hubby cleaned up and took care of the baby so I could take care of myself again before feeding the baby.

Gotta get it while you can haha.
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"Teamwork"!:clap::clap::clap:
 
roseypeach

roseypeach

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Flaming Pie said:
Was kinda bummed last night that I couldn't suck D. Husband forgot to take shower and shower wakes the baby.

Then the baby woke anyways. We had to finish real quick. Then the hubby cleaned up and took care of the baby so I could take care of myself again before feeding the baby.

Gotta get it while you can haha.
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well hells yeah!!!!! just got done myself ;)
oh hey, gotta go cook a steak :D :D :D :D :D
 
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