The I Was So STONED Thread

[floridasucks]

when im high as fuck i always cook shit and forget about it till i smell the burning..

my friend was smokin one hitters and he packed the wrong end, also lit the filter on his cigg.

 

[jesus of Cannabis]

well...that's easy. Over at a friends for a puff-n-pass party and got sooo stoned... I figured out how time travel was possible. I totally freaked everyone and the room got real quiet. They all thought about it for awhile... then went back to party as usual. Bad part was... people I didn't even KNOW who were at the party came up to me a few weeks later and wanted to know if I wrote any of what I said down...cause they wanted to send it off to some scientists they knew. (funny thing, also...people at this party were mostly engineers ansd scientists)

I now carry a small MP3 player with voice recorder for just such an occasion. When you get so stoned you figure out time travel...you just had some dank stuff!

+rep

 

[brewngrow3]

haha good thread one time i was with two friends and they were kinda new to smoking and i smoked a bunch of good shit with them then went in side to make cookies and we put the cookies in put the timer on and left we then came running back to the sound of the timer to find out my friend forgot to put the cookies in the oven.

Another time, the same friend smoked with me again an he freaked out so hard he thought he was going to die so we told him to get in the shower to sober up.....we then laughed at him so hard i thought i was going to have a heartattack.....10 min later he opened the door only to say he was listening to us and he said we were wispering that we thought he was going to die lol....then the kids brother who was laughing with me came in and told the kid who was freaking out that he once had a friend with the same symptoms who died

 

[dreamcatcher3309]

for the chica with the video dog..

that's fucked up- lmfao! peta gon get yo ass!! lol forreal, that shit is hella funny. the dog was just posted with his teeth bared - lmfao!!!

 

[MetroidThatSmokesTheGanja]

One time I ended up in Mexico with one of my homies after smoking some skunk and little to much Vodka. True story.

 

[Miss MeanWeed]

The phone rang when I was wiping my arse

 

[smerfo]

i shouldn't have been behind the wheel, but i was and so this is what happened. i stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Hhahahah Fuckkin funny ass shit!
man send that off as an idea to apatow.

 

[tinyTURTLE]

i fall asleep on the couch with my hand positioned like it was holding a pipe. there's no pipe there.

 

[tinyTURTLE]

i put my fuckin remote in the fridge once lmao

done that before.

 

[Dirtyboy]

Gee, after reading. I guess my weed is not all that good.

 

[MetroidThatSmokesTheGanja]

Gee, after reading. I guess my weed is not all that good.

Whoa?!!!
No! It's the exact opposite.