The Heavy Frutie Duty, The Nuken And JTR

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Hemlock

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LOL you all are awsome!

Funny Story, I have been going to this golf tourney for 15 years with my buddy from the USMC. A few years ago,his wife started a party which has turned into
the summer party you want to get invited to all year. Last year the theme was Knight In White, so everyone had to be in White. Like I said this is a hot ticket
with the likes of Mr Bain of Bain Capital comeing every year. He told me the reason he likes it is that it lets him hear from the young people, now we are all in
out late 30's and 40's...LOL. Well the two girls in the pic are wife of my friend and his Bro. sometimes it get a little late the misic gets a little loud, and they
just started dancing there asses off, next thing ya know the whole house is on FIRE and we are all dancing our butts off. I look forward to it every year.
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Hemlock

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One of the Souths fav songs. This was popular when I was a youngin, if ya read the words it just what a little southern USA town is like, funny, love it

The south I grew up in..LOL..

I want to tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife
Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High
Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play
She said, "Mom, I got a note here from the Harper Valley P.T.A."

The note said, "Mrs. Johnson, you're wearing your dresses way too high
It's reported you've been drinking and a-runnin' 'round with men and going wild
And we don't believe you ought to be bringing up your little girl this way"
It was signed by the secretary, Harper Valley P.T.A.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOZPBUu7Fro

Well, it happened that the P.T.A. was gonna meet that very afternoon
They were sure surprised when Mrs. Johnson wore her mini-skirt into the room
And as she walked up to the blackboard, I still recall the words she had to say
She said, "I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley P.T.A."

Well, there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there and seven times he's asked me for a date
Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away (this means shes drinkin to much or fukin the Ice Man)
And Mr. Baker, can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town?
And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled completely down?LOL

Well, Mr. Harper couldn't be here 'cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again
And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath, you'll find she's had a little nip of gin OH MY
Then you have the nerve to tell me you think that as a mother I'm not fit
Well, this is just a little Peyton Place and you're all Harper Valley hypocrites​ LOL

No I wouldn't put you on because it really did, it happened just this way
The day my Mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A.
The day my Mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A.
 
Dr.Amber Trichome

Dr.Amber Trichome

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Hemlock said:
LOL.. I seen the fukin gun she had the other day. looked like a cannon..LOL
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what ?? are yoou talking about me again.? well let me tell you sweetheart, where i live you need to pack cuz the streets are dangerous. i live in the projects where guns are a way of life and you need to pack to protect yo self. you dont wanna see me get hurt now do you? your just jealous cuz you dont have a glock or a concealed weapons permit.
 
Dr.Amber Trichome

Dr.Amber Trichome

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anyways the white party looks hella fun. i kinda do a similar thing with the girls.. im a part of the red hat society. here are some of my friends that i get together with at our weekend parties.

 
Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

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Newcastle United Football Club ;)


and no that's not me. that fella's not doing bad out of his gut though. he's got his own t shirt label so you too can look like a fat geordie with bitch tits and a bad tattoo/ A Legend. (delete as appropriate)
 
Dr.Amber Trichome

Dr.Amber Trichome

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hi hemsters, how many grams of trim do you use for your bubble hash? would you be able to direct me to your bubble hash posts?

thanks
have a wonderful day.

edit, went searching.. you have a bubble hash machine dont you? verynice.
i only have the bags right now.
 
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