Just had something happen that damn near made me piss my pants...I had to share.
My buddy comes over to visit and we go to the beach and find a log away from people to light up. Two women walk by and one of them starts to give me shit 'cause there are kids on the beach'. Before I had time to respond, buddy says " I don't tell you how to treat your vaginal itch, please don't tell me how to treat my arthritis pain"! The look on their faces was priceless!