Sex is great, man. So is smoking a fatty, so is eating a steak and driving my car, so is hiking up into the mountains, taking a piss on a tree, catching a fish, eating it over a fire, as is painting my house whatever colour I want to, so is building a fence or cutting down one of my trees. I don't believe in anything other than myself as a free being in this universe. When I pop off from this place wherever I end up, the big bad blue meanies cannot touch me, unless they have some sort of intra-spacial-dimensional-afterlife portal to follow me and collect a million zillion taxes for transporting one field to another without the proper permits etc.
Fuck religion
Fuck rules and regulations if they are just plain ruthless, stupid, inane and unfair
Fuck the head choppers in the middle east who blow themselves up because they've been denied the basic rights
of having a cold one now and then
Fuck political correctness and all that it entails, damn ass bitch faggot blackward vegans
Fuck the aliens or at least the idea of them
Fuck 2012 nonsense and the fear mongers who sell that shit
and fuck a lot other things, because I can and will
If you come knocking on my door demanding that I pay a religious tax to support newly minted immigrants, fuck you too
If you tell me I can only shit on a Thursday morning between 9AM and 9:13AM, fuck you
If you deem it illegal for growing my own vegetables in my own back yard, well again, fuck you
This, in a nut shell, is what our society should be, but it's isn't because we're all too afraid of each other, afraid of the big bad government and the silly rules they impose on us, and the churches both organized and in disarray. The world we live in now is far out of touch with common sense. Hell, you can't even smile at someone anymore, or say hi to a child without it seeming that you're a fiend.
If you're offended, good. Fuck you.