The Drunk Thread!

[Steve French]

I woke up this morning and decided I wasn't sated, decided upon making it a bender. So I had a nice walk to the liquor store this morning, got me a few cans of vitamin p.

 

[Growan]

I'm not drunk, I havn't had a drink. I'm going to bed sober for the first time this year. I am ok. I will sleep fine.

 

[Steve French]

Christ, this is a drunk thread, not a reformed drunk thread, or a teetotaller thread!

 

[Pinworm]

Dudes. Finally dragged myself out bed for a double and some phenbarbitol. I found an empty bottle absynthe on the floor in my room. Did I drink a whole bottle of absynthe? Last thing I remember I almost swallowed my pascifier, dancing. Im not a mess. Oh gods, I drunktexted my ex a dick pic.......-facepalm-

 

[Growan]

I'm not asleep

I should have drunk something...

 

[Pinworm]

So, my buddy was telling this cool story, thought i'd share: He was telling me about how he was trapped at the airport a week ago on the way out to Ratty's Riot Wrong, and ended up in the Airport Bar. He met this this 49 year old widow, and wound up getting a Handy J under a blanket during the flight. Pretty fucking cool.

 

[Pinworm]

Extinguishing everyone's stoke.

-Pinworm

 

[Pinworm]

Shut the fuck up.. If you guys were real drunks you'd be at the bar.........posers. I need to borrow some money from you.

I'm finally detoxing....sweating something fierce. Someone should lick me and get high.

 

[Growan]

I'll take a toungfull, Pin. Can I buy you a drink first though?
I'm gonna pour me another cider. And have a slug of Bushmills to ease it down.

 

[Pinworm]

I'll take a toungfull, Pin. Can I buy you a drink first though?
I'm gonna pour me another cider. And have a slug of Bushmills to ease it down.

Fuck you lady, that's what stairs are for. Havve you ever drunk bailey's from a shoe?

 

[Growan]

No, but last easter my missus drunk bailey's from a chocolate egg. The posh bastard. She's a keeper ...

 

[Pinworm]

No, but last easter my missus drunk bailey's from a chocolate egg. The posh bastard. She's a keeper ...

I'd hit it. She'd follow me around for awhile after, too.

 

[Growan]

Half of my posts are actually her trying to seduce you through me. It's weird, but I find it arousing...

 

[Pinworm]

I like you. Do you like me? Make an assessment.

 

[ChingOwn]

I like you. Do you like me? Make an assessment.

ChingOwn likes yur ass

 

[Growan]

 

[Growan]

I like you. Do you like me? Make an assessment.

I assess .... yes.

 

[herbganji]

What did i just walk into? Lol

 

[Pinworm]

Then i said, yermoms.

 

[Growan]

What did i just walk into? Lol

truely, I have no idea. but pitch in, it can only get messier...