The Drunk Thread!

Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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Yessica... said:
That being said - the following pictures would have not been possible withOUT the alcohol:
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Although, the collages would not have been possible without the WEEDS...

Thanks for letting me rape yer faces off internets to get a fun "identity hider" for me buds!
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Why is Don wearing a bikini?

Yessica, you look like you'd be fun to have a few drinks with. I think we'd get into trouble though. You remind me of my best friend in my early 20's. I never laughed so hard in my life. The only time in my adult life I peed my pants (more than once) not from being too wasted but from her! she was hilarious. We got into trouble whenever we went out.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Hookabelly said:
Why is Don wearing a bikini?

Yessica, you look like you'd be fun to have a few drinks with. I think we'd get into trouble though. You remind me of my best friend in my early 20's. I never laughed so hard in my life. The only time in my adult life I peed my pants (more than once) not from being too wasted but from her! she was hilarious. We got into trouble whenever we went out.
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hahaha - most of those pictures are from celebrations - and I feel like I must WIN AT CELEBRATING.

Never won at any sports - may as well try to win at something...

I am thinking Vegas round 3.0 will be different than my first 2 times. I had to practically sneak out last time (in June - of THIS year) to go to the strip club.

I love my long time Ladi friends, truly, but sometimes mommies just forget how to tear it up.

Oh, and I don't really get hungover - that's probably another reason why I can still do it.

Rarely now, but when I go - IT COUNTS!
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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Yessica... said:
Ladi strip club.

Saphire room, in the Vegas.

Nicest strippies I have ever met. Probably because they were all stinking fucking rich!
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So you are single in vegas w/ a bunch of mom jeans? Why did you have to sneak out? Would the moms have grounded you? LOL. My vegas story isn't fit to print.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Hookabelly said:
So you are single in vegas w/ a bunch of mom jeans? Why did you have to sneak out? Would the moms have grounded you? LOL. My vegas story isn't fit to print.
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Real story: 2 be sleepin, one of the besties wanted to hang. She had not consumed the amount of Tequilla or red bull I had, so she wasn't up to my conversation parameters...

Yet the VERY nice, quite shy trio from Israel , were.

Va-J buddy, didn't want to talk to these three wise men, I - DID.

So I told her to go to bed...but first I made the 3 pinky swear "no rape" in front of her...

She did not think it was as funny as I did....bahahahaha

Then bla bla bla drinks, laps were danced on, and I walked home after dawn.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Hookabelly said:
So you are single in vegas w/ a bunch of mom jeans? Why did you have to sneak out? Would the moms have grounded you? LOL. My vegas story isn't fit to print.
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Oh - I'm not single! No part of me was penetrated or molested in the making of this story...except I am pretty sure Amethyst may have copped a feel...

Guess what SHE does for a living? Three guesses!
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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Yessica... said:
Real story: 2 be sleepin, one of the besties wanted to hang. She had not consumed the amount of Tequilla or red bull I had, so she wasn't up to my conversation parameters...

Yet the VERY nice, quite shy trio from Israel , were.

Va-J buddy, didn't want to talk to these three wise men, I - DID.

So I told her to go to bed...but first I made the 3 pinky swear "no rape" in front of her...

She did not think it was as funny as I did....bahahahaha

Then bla bla bla drinks, laps were danced on, and I walked home after dawn.
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You danced on the wisemen's laps?? LOL
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Hookabelly said:
You danced on the wiremen's laps?? LOL
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Oh no - I was danced upon! I would never buy a lap dance - but guys seem to like to waste their money on drunk ladies - and I like people buying me lap dances.

I am VERY respectful of the dancers. Usually end up talking the whole time...

I would have made the MOST AWKWARD stripper!
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Hookabelly said:
She's a "he" from Thailand dancing in Vegas??
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Oh I hope she was a Ladi-boy - EVEN BETTER!!!

Didn't actually find out though...can't cheat - in lurb. Even with a purdy dancer who offered it up for freesies.

Dudes should try THAT tactic more often. If you really don't want to make sex with the strippies - it's like CATNIP.

And because I love this so much - THE SAME CATNIP THINGY:
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Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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Yessica... said:
Oh no - I was danced upon! I would never buy a lap dance - but guys seem to like to waste their money on drunk ladies - and I like people buying me lap dances.

I am VERY respectful of the dancers. Usually end up talking the whole time...

I would have made the MOST AWKWARD stripper!
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LOL! Talk the whole time?? About what?

Stripper (grinding away on Yessica's lap)

Yessica: "Wow, you must have strong quads."

Stripper: "WTF honey? My name's Amethyst"

Yessica: "I make awesome cheese cakes. How do you do that? make one tassel go one way and one the other?"
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Hookabelly said:
LOL! Talk the whole time?? About what?

Stripper (grinding away on Yessica's lap)

Yessica: "Wow, you must have strong quads."

Stripper: "WTF honey? My name's Amethyst"

Yessica: "I make awesome cheese cakes. How do you do that? make one tassel go one way and one the other?"
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FIRST lap dance ever:

Yessica: "What do I do with my hands?"

Candy: "You can touch me if you want to"

Yessica: "Oh my...where?"

...she puts my hands on her upper thighs/ side bum area

Yessica: "YOU HAVE THE SOFTEST SKIN EVER!!!! What do you use?"

Candy: "Shea butter"

Then about 10 mins of dancing, whilst talking about where to get Shea butter, her hometown in Newfoundland, and how she is liking the big city of Toronto...

The ritzy business jerk who bought the lap dance may have had a sad boner by the end of his....he was sitting right beside me with his dancer in the "lap dance room".

I didn't hear THEM talking at all...

Pfffft...he was doing it wrong...
 
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