The cold case file.. when Joints go walkies

James!

Active Member
I was smoking a bat once and after a few pulls it literally vanished and i looked everywhere and couldn't find it so hit a bong and passed out... question is did i even roll a blunt in the first place? Im pretty sure i did but if i did then it shouldn't have vanished right? its a conspiracy :/

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hempyninja309

Well-Known Member
The Mystery of the Hash Joint -Coming through Missouri once the only loose smoke left was a fat joint with a thin layer of hash in the middle. Everything else was vac'd in the trunk. Had stopped at a hotel the night before because it was starting to get pretty late so got some sleep, a cup of coffee and an English muffin in the morning and got back on the road. I70 that day was hot. Seemed like every trooper in the state was on it. Nerves getting completely wrecked. Had to find a safe place to get off interstate and smoke this joint or might have an anxiety attack. Pulled off at an exit with a camping/forest area and the goal is to walk into the woods smoke said hash joint, use some hand sanitizer and chew gum to remove any odor and get driving again. The joint was supposed to be sitting safely in a cd compartment below the stereo, however, when the compartment was opened, the hash joint was no where to be seen. Anxiety is now completely through the roof. Frantically trying to find this reefer. Realized there is a small hole in the cd compartment that the joint must have just barely squeezed its way into :sad:. Had quit smoking cigarettes for more than 2 years prior to this sequence of events however any hopes on the joint where sunk so drove to a gas station and bought a pack of Camel filters as a last ditch effort to cool the nerves :oops:. Remember thinking how filthy and disgusting that cigarette was lighting it up and taking the first drag on it. Only smoked one more the rest of the ride back and immediately gave the other 18 cigarettes to a friend upon arriving back in town. The hash joint has never been seen since it vanished and its disappearance remains a mystery. The case has gone cold but remains open. joint.jpg
 

slowbus

New Member
The Mystery of the Hash Joint -Coming through Missouri once the only loose smoke left was a fat joint with a thin layer of hash in the middle. Everything else was vac'd in the trunk. Had stopped at a hotel the night before because it was starting to get pretty late so got some sleep, a cup of coffee and an English muffin in the morning and got back on the road. I70 that day was hot. Seemed like every trooper in the state was on it. Nerves getting completely wrecked. Had to find a safe place to get off interstate and smoke this joint or might have an anxiety attack. Pulled off at an exit with a camping/forest area and the goal is to walk into the woods smoke said hash joint, use some hand sanitizer and chew gum to remove any odor and get driving again. The joint was supposed to be sitting safely in a cd compartment below the stereo, however, when the compartment was opened, the hash joint was no where to be seen. Anxiety is now completely through the roof. Frantically trying to find this reefer. Realized there is a small hole in the cd compartment that the joint must have just barely squeezed its way into :sad:. Had quit smoking cigarettes for more than 2 years prior to this sequence of events however any hopes on the joint where sunk so drove to a gas station and bought a pack of Camel filters as a last ditch effort to cool the nerves :oops:. Remember thinking how filthy and disgusting that cigarette was lighting it up and taking the first drag on it. Only smoked one more the rest of the ride back and immediately gave the other 18 cigarettes to a friend upon arriving back in town. The hash joint has never been seen since it vanished and its disappearance remains a mystery. The case has gone cold but remains open. View attachment 2891971


FAWK I70 and Missery
 

James!

Active Member
Dude imagine way in the future when the scapyard breaks down your car and finds that hash joint XD
 

little butch

Active Member
Dude..... Wait till you are a bonafide old fart who's forgetful as hell anyhow, then get stoned..........I have to have about a pound of various small bags that I have "hidden for safe keeping" ha,ha . If for some reason I run out I just do a major search untilI find some of my safe keeping stash. Being An old Stoney can be a bit pathetic at times.:cuss: :peace: & be kind
 
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