That paranoia....

abalonehx said:

That's what they do on Cops. Shit never works. Lol

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They just don't air the ones who get away, I got away a few times it's easy at night most don't drive too fast it's just a job not worth your life. But then you get the young cops that don't give a fuck.

justataylor said:

when the police pulls up behind you in traffic and you're stoned af with weed on you...

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Nah you sound like a rookie, only a rookie gets that paranoid if he doesn't have a large amount on him and is a dealer.

Iloveskywalkerog said:

Nah you sound like a rookie, only a rookie gets that paranoid if he doesn't have a large amount on him and is a dealer.

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I get paranoid when I don't have a damn thing on me rookie.

ya sorry im one of those
dont drive while impaired on anything.
and dont keep illegal substances in your vehicle kinda people

but man when i was younger lol ....

Sunni had black tar heroin in the glovebox and underage male prostitutes in the trunk back in the day.

abalonehx said:

Sunni had black tar heroin in the glovebox and underage male prostitutes in the trunk back in day.

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See OP, told ya watch what ya put in the trunk. At least have a few bags of quick lime too

In the country we just feed them to the hogs .

skunkwreck said:

In the country we just feed them to the hogs .

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The trick is to use the lime on the hogs when they finished

srh88 said:

The trick is to use the lime on the hogs when they finished

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and oranges; slow cooked and shredded. Great carnitas for tacos

justataylor said:

smh this guy hahah

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It pays to listen to Singlemalt. You will learn.

that paranoia when you wake up

I'm paranoid about a finger in my butt. Or am I? Dot dot dot.

srh88 said:

The trick is to use the lime on the hogs when they finished

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Nah you eat the hogs.... only thing left is the hogs will shit out the teeth , they can't digest those

As I've gotten older the appearance in my rear view mirror of the law doesn't affect me . I'll let my attorney be paranoid . I don't have time for it. Believe me when I say....if they want you bad enough they'll find some reason to fuck with you and paranoid behavior is their invitation to pull you. Don't t travel with anything that you don't want to go to jail for. Weed, untaxed liquor, dead body's or prostitutes the list is extremely longer but I'll stop with those few items !

I modified a rear bumper of a guys car years ago with a trap door. He could pull a cable and drop hundreds of road spikes behind him. .just like in the movies. I also put a kill switch in line with the brake lights, shut off the brake light, hit the brakes so the cop rearends you and takes out his radiator. Guy was an old moonshiner that took up doing deliveries for a local organization. He wanted me to plumb oil into the exhaust for smoke, but I never heard from him after the bumper job.

Keep your car looking clean, not super shined and detailed, just a normal clean car. Make sure lights and all equipment work. Keep license and Reg up to date. Don't speed or drive erratically. It's not hard. I hate cops, but I don't get nervous around them, I like fucking with them, I know my rights and don't get intimidated easily. I also don't believe they have any authority over me.