Teen Who Cut Off Corpse's Head To Make Bong Sentenced

MightyBuddha

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Not sure if this has been posted before but I couldn't resist....

Teen Who Cut Off Corpse's Head To Make Bong Sentenced

Friends Say Buckalew Told Them He Did It Out Of Boredom

POSTED: 12:52 pm EDT June 29, 2006
ST. JOHNSBURY, Vt. -- A Vermont teenager has been sentenced to prison for breaking into a tomb and cutting the head off a corpse.Nickolas Buckalew, 18, of Morrisville, Vt., pleaded guilty to two charges.One was a felony count of intentionally removing or injuring a tombstone. The other was a felony charge of intentionally disinterring and carrying away the remains of a human body.Buckalew was sentenced to between one and seven years in prison and was given credit for serving 14 months while awaiting trial.On April 8, 2005, Buckalew broke into a tomb, opened the lid of a casket and cut off the head of a corpse. He stole eyeglasses and a bow tie from the dead man. He then wrapped the head in plastic bags and took it home, The Caledonian-Record reported.The teen reportedly told friends that he planned to leave the head outside to dry and would then bleach it, a police affidavit said. The witnesses said his plan was to turn the skull into a bong -- a pipe generally used to smoke marijuana. Buckalew went to an apartment where some of his friends were and told them that he had chopped off the head because he was bored, according to The Caledonian-Record. The witnesses said they then went to the tomb to see the casket and saw that the lid was removed and the body in the casket was headless. Morristown said that while executing a search warrant at Buckalew’s home, they found a human head wrapped in bags, a necktie, a hacksaw, crowbar, garden trowel and two small parts of the damaged casket, according to the newspaper. A psychiatrist has diagnosed Buckalew with mental health issues.Dr. Philip Kinsler, a clinical psychologist and adjunct assistant professor of psychiatry at the Dartmouth Medical School in Hanover, N.H., testified that Buckalew “has always felt extraordinarily out of place" and that Buckalew said he tried to hang himself when he was a child.After the incident, the victim's widow, the only family member in the area, was told of the vandalism. "The widow was in shock," the chief of police said said. "She did not want any information. She did not want to know any details."Buckalew addressed the court after his sentencing, saying, "It was a horrendous thing that I did -- what I did was appalling. I didn't think of the victim."He went on to say he wants to get help for his mental problems. He's been sent to a residential treatment program for juveniles.
Teen Who Cut Off Corpse's Head To Make Bong Sentenced - News Story - WPXI Pittsburgh
 

Blazin24/7

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I would kill my children....I am a stoner.....I am pretty laid back with my girls......but let me tell you someting....I would be kicking some southern white ass... these girls were raised in the south......& the yankee has not left me... now that we are back up north....I would kick their asses from heaven and hell and back.....Some people shouldn't procreate.....!!!!!!!!!!!
 

th3bigbad

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sorry i left my tact in my other pants, if that can be justified by smokein ill blame pot for my first post too lol
 

Blazin24/7

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I think if that were my kid the last thing anyone would be worried about is them making it to court....I'd have to invent a new spanking tool.....
Damn the more I think about it....it really pisses me off........WTF.....what ever happend to the occasional broken glass from a baseball......and the boys running away....and old mrs.Peabody turns them in......

or good 'ole cow tippin.....

kick the can

Ghost in the grave yard.......that was a good one...it involved playing around dead people....

watching movies....hell what happend to having sex with his girlfriend......
 

th3bigbad

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I think if that were my kid the last thing anyone would be worried about is them making it to court....I'd have to invent a new spanking tool.....
Damn the more I think about it....it really pisses me off........WTF.....what ever happend to the occasional broken glass from a baseball......and the boys running away....and old mrs.Peabody turns them in......

or good 'ole cow tippin.....

kick the can

Ghost in the grave yard.......that was a good one...it involved playing around dead people....

watching movies....hell what happend to having sex with his girlfriend......
see thats a mom for you. he trys to invent a new smokein tool and every1 getts all pissy, but when she talks about inventing a new "spanking tool" every1 is ok with it. i mean c'mon folks what are we saying here its ok to beat your kid, but its not ok to recycle. at least he used a preused head. dude is totally eco-friendly in my book. lol
 

Blazin24/7

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th3, I was refering to the fact my kids would get a spanking like never b4......dude chill I don't beat my kids......I do spank......if they are going to do harm to someone else or themselves yes I would spank them.....You don't disrespect the dead....that is someone elses family member......what are you a punk also......?:peace:
 

th3bigbad

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punk??? ouch chill on the name callin or ima kick you in the shin. to be a stoner your kinda high strung dontchya think? i was jokeing aswell, i dont care if you beat your kids. they are yours do with them what u want. as for the skull i dont think any1 on this site will run out and nab sum dead dudes head cuz i made a joke about it. as for the disrespect part of it,, if you dont tell the dead guy i wont. keep it shhhh, it can be our lil inside joke.
as i type this i know most of what i said yall get all pissed about and the rest is just wasted sarcasum. so take your own advice and chill, this is a stoner site. everything is in good fun and no harm ment.
 

jj1234

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Seriously who would ever want to smoke out of somebody's skull. That is just discusting.
 

SafetyMeeting

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I guess we can't all be cool enough to have our very own decapitated head bong... Besides, decapitated heads taken from large endangered game animals make for better bongs anyway. I have a friend who made a really unique piece with a skull from a baby elephant he poached from a helicopter. In addition to Taxidermi-bongs, Taxidermi-bubblers are great too. I have a bald eagle bubbler where you smoke out of the beak and the bowl is in the bird's ass. It's a woody, flavorful smoke, and hits like a sweet lungful of American Pride.
 

bobbypyn

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guess i just aint never been THAT bored... human flesh burning is the foulest smell on earth so im sure whatever he was hopin to smoke outta that fine piece of art he had envisioned wouldve tasted sweet!
 
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