Talking to your Plants

Whats the things you say to ur plants when there growing up>> I My self i say things like treat me good and ill treat you good back. Or My My your loooking beautiful today ladys. i can keep going just wondering what Every body els say to there

"Are you ready yet?"

they rarely answer back though. bitches always be ignoring me.

bowlfullofbliss said:

"Are you ready yet?"

they rarely answer back though. bitches always be ignoring me.

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Lmfao Oh btw my wife agrees with your <b>Sig</B>

Depends if it's a male/female.

If male, it is immediately cursed and binned.

If female, for some odd reason that old Styx song goes through my head:

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I always tell my plants they're looking good.

I let my co2 tank do all the talking.

I tell my plants I'm gonna murder them and chop them up into small peices when they get big and strong. Jk I don't tell my plants shit, they don't have ears...

Drink up bitches !

I always enter the room with "Hello Ladies how are we doing today". Have not gotten a responce yet, if I do, I will let one of you know where to come pick up this entire operation, as I will be done in more ways than one...lol

Peace

Asmallvoice

my plants talk to me

I say "what up bitches?" then I give them a little shake or turn the containers.

kinetic said:

I say "what up bitches?" then I give them a little shake or turn the containers.

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I do the same thing to my kids.

lol good shit guys.
i say something like "oh you girls are looking good today" or "well wtf is wrong with you!" when i find a issue that needs to be dealt with.
on the rare chance i get a male its something along the lines of "oh hell nah!!" and YANK!

I like to use my sweetest story-hour voice to recount things so horrible that they'd raise Kafka's eyebrow. cn

cannabineer said:

I like to use my sweetest story-hour voice to recount things so horrible that they'd raise Kafka's eyebrow. cn

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Diggin deep tonight, eh?

PeyoteReligion said:

Diggin deep tonight, eh?

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I blame my diet. cn

We usually just end up talking about the weather.

I caress her leaves softly, blow her little CO2 kisses....i whisper "you like that, don't you".....then she gets wet. she really does enjoy watersports

nah but seriously, i sometimes play guitar for them. but mostly i do tell them how beautiful they look and give off positive energy. i try never to enter the grow room if i'm in a bad or foul mood. i also lightly stroke/caress the leaves, and just generally give the foilage lots of attention just appreciating their sheer beauty. say what you will naysayers, but i think plants do respond to interactions of the sort. they have auras just like any other living being and react or respond to other energy fields. check out "Plant Spirit Medicine" by Elliot Cowan if you haven't already

i.am.what.i.am said:

I caress her leaves softly, blow her little CO2 kisses....i whisper "you like that, don't you".....then she gets wet. she really does enjoy watersports

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i am.what.i.am any relation to will i am? lol