Sucking your oun member

How many people on RIU can blow themselves?

I cant. If I had 2 more inches I could get the tip in.


BAHAHAHAHHA

Maybe then you can fuck yourself to

why would you ask such a fucked up question man??you cant get a girl to do it for ya..haha

howhighru said:

why would you ask such a fucked up question man??you cant get a girl to do it for ya..haha

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Wtf... this is weird.

Dear Abby,
The sad thing is, not matter how many gifts I send myself, flowers, furs, cars... I just can't get myself to swallow.

Signed,
Salty Dog

LMAO! All I can do is laugh at this

morgentaler said:

Dear Abby,
The sad thing is, not matter how many gifts I send myself, flowers, furs, cars... I just can't get myself to swallow.

Signed,
Salty Dog

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bahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaa

lmfao... man the day just started... wonder how many people on RIU today is gonna tear this thread to peices

Smoker Toker

If I could I'd never leave the house lol

Yeah I can!

I dont even have to bend down to reach it.
I just drive down the road sucking myself off to amuse other drivers

''SUCK YOURSELF OFF!!!!! ?''
Nasty

Better question would be "Have you ever kissed a chick right after she swallowed your load?" Seems more valid and up to date with the times.

Aw come on, the reason people don't is cos they cant. Those who can probably do. Most not big enough or flexible enough, personally I am both. Heard the age old saying :-

Q: Why does a dog lick its balls


A: Because it can

Uuuuh, I probably could have when I was younger. Just not that flexible anymore. Not thinking that I actually would even if I thought that I could. That is my GF's area of expertise...and I like it that way.

What made you think of it in the first place?

suddenly i here two voices in my head upon reading this.
the first says "RUN get out of this post its fucking SICK".............but the other is saying

"Man, if I could learn that...
If someone told me to go fuck myself, I'd put on a show"

hmmmm maby i should not have smoked that dank .......then again i may need to grow more hehe

krustofskie said:

Aw come on, the reason people don't is cos they cant. Those who can probably do. Most not big enough or flexible enough, personally I am both. Heard the age old saying :-

Q: Why does a dog lick its balls


A: Because it can

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Thats funny. This thread made me remember a porno at the store I worked at had titled simply,"Because They Can."

I don't know. It would be cool if I could

Wouldnt it be kinda gay though?

Maybe a little gayer than giving yourself a handjob?

Time to invest in another rubber pussy.