Stupid Stoner Maneuvers......

I made some YUMMY homemade Rocky Road Ice Cream last night.... went to get a bowl a few minutes ago... opened the freezer... it's not there????? Opened the Fridge... and sure enough... there it is... all melted and yucky

Help me feel better by telling me about your most recent stupid stoner maneuvers




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I was at my friends house the other day, and i was drinking a water bottle after a huge rip, (i get cottonmouth easy) i took a HUGE swill from the water bottle, coughed it up ALL over my friend, i laughed so hard i dropp the water bottle right ontop of the bag of weed, i was SO pissed at myself. (The weed dried, and seemed to work fine, haha)

I don't have stoner moments. Im too cool for all that shit. Rookies.

I ounce put a dozen eggs in the freezer

a few nights ago I made some mac and cheese and when I put it all in a bowl and went to put it down I dropped it all over the place!! I couldn't do anything but laugh and I went and made another pot full of it...

i was feeding my ladies about 25 mins a go ie : poured water in a gallon container put some molasses in it stirred it up decided to turn the bottle over i had the cap on and i was shaking it up and i guess i put to much pressure on the bottle and the top popped off good thing i caught it in time only like 15 percent of the molasses water got out it wasnt too bad cept my shirt got wet my boxers and dickies and the kitchen floor took 3 mins to clean up not that bad but it sucked..... heres something else funny our kitchen sink has the regular faucet plus a spray nozzle that u can pull out and sometimes it gets stuck to where the water wont switch back over from the nozzle to the faucet and we put the nozzle in the holder and forget that itd not switched then when u yurn the faucet on u get squirted with water its funny and if u dont realize it u can get shit wet as fuck haha.

i was sooo fucked up one day and i was packin the bong and my friend took the slider out already and i fuckin put the weed in the hole where the slider goes without even realizing hahah i felt like such a fuckin dumbass.
another time i was smokin a stoge and lookin for a lighter to light up my friends cig. well in the process of that i turned my ciggarette... cherry facin my mouth and tried to hit it hahaha i fuckin got a mouth full of ashes and burnt lips lol

Yeah so me and my mates have been smoking a lot on our vacation. I get back from a trip and the kitchen is a mess. The sink was clogged and all the stuff in it had made the water level rise up to the edge of the sink. We have a disposal but that didnt work, so we got some draino. 5 hours later the draino didn't work so we had to plunge the sink. If only we could all do our own dishes, then the kitchen wouldn't always smell like crap. Buy my mates are lazy bastards just like me and we all smoke reefer and lie around lazy all day. Its a great life, until someone has to clean up.

Twistyman said:

You just did.............

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Im sober though... Well then again that explains it. lol

Twistyman said:

You just did.............

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haha i love this thread. it makes me laugh cuz i know im not the only dumbass stoner out there hehehe

peacemane420 said:

haha i love this thread. it makes me laugh cuz i know im not the only dumbass stoner out there hehehe

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Shut up. lol

Biggravy22 said:

Shut up. lol

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one time when i was really high with a friend i ordered a slice of pizza and when he handed me my slice i don't know what happened, my arms stopped moving and i turned around with the slice and my arm didn't stop turning and i spinned around and tripped and my slice went peperoni first on the floor the guy gave me another one though

was driving down the road hotboxing it once with mah goon nd i drove up to a green light with no 1 around and stopped like the shit was red! ayyy it was like a complete stop too... for like over 3 whole seconds

one time, at band camp,

ahh forget it

I wanna have an RIU party with like 25 different strain samples.

^^^that would be the coolest thing EVER