Hobthebob
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Have you ever written a story while high? I don't really play any instruments so I can't be creative in that way, but I have created a few stories. This two part story I made one night when I was bored so I tried cough syrup just to see what it would feel like.
I know it should be in some other catagory but it's a funny story anyway and if anyone else has any stories or songs they've written while high, please post them!
The evil queen Martha was finally defeated by the handsome young prince Ged who after beheading the queen, proceeded to swing her head in the air with a victory dance and the words "booyaa" uttered over and over from his lips. And this is where my story comes to a close as I robo trip through my imagination to the end. The end of the end. Maybe even possibly the end of my life!!! But no. No, my story is not over. for there was one more dark deed that the dastardly Queen Martha did before her death, before Prince Ged broke through her array of spells and magic shields to claim his wife, even before Prince Ged broke into the hut where his imaginary "queen Martha" existed, which actually happens to not be "queen Martha" at all, but to be a bowl of soup.
Before all that happened, "queen Martha's" last dastardly destructable, devestating, degrading, dominating, and especially disgusting, deed was to put "princess Edmond" (who actually happens to be a fork lying on the table next to the bowl of soup that happens to be "queen Martha" in "prince Ged'" imagination.) in a locked magic box that only a dragon can open with the eternal, sometimes external, but definately excruciating fires that burn within the beast. To be continued.....
So "Prince Ged" had to make up his mind that fateful day, and he had to make it up quick before the soup got cold. Should he risk his life for princess edmond or should he get high? His friends were standing right next to him, each of three holding a joint in their hand with a lighter in the other. If only the purple dinosaur barney could be here to help me out right now! thought prince ged. But no, Barney was not here, and neither was his close but very unrelated friend Mr. Rogers, who had just gotten out of jail from his 5 year sentance for molesting children. Prince Ged was alone aside from his stoner friends, and he knew what he had to do. He had to save "princess edmond" (who just so happens to be a fork lying on the table next to the bowl of soup) and claim her as his wife! Was he crazy for trying? maybe, but he had to do it. He had to attempt the impossible and free princess edmond. So Ged set out the door with a box of pringles in his hand singing the sesame street song to himself, but as soon as he reached the woods he heard odd sounds coming from a tree. "who's there?" said ged in a shaky but stern voice. *pop* a magical squirrel with super human strength came out of the tree, ripped it from its roots and flung it at Ged, just missing him. "I am the squirrel of the woods! You may not come any farther unless you hand over your jalapeno flavored pringles snacks to me!" Ged wasn't scared a bit. He knew that if he imagined it, the squirrel would turn into a beautiful woman, and *poof* there she was. "I am the beautiful princess Edmond, come sleep with me tonight or I will EAT YOUR HEAD OFF." Ged couldn't argue with a deal like that, so he and princess Edmond slept together, and then after that they lived happily ever after. That is until Ged became hungry again.....
A bit childish but the experience made me write the story
I know it should be in some other catagory but it's a funny story anyway and if anyone else has any stories or songs they've written while high, please post them!
The evil queen Martha was finally defeated by the handsome young prince Ged who after beheading the queen, proceeded to swing her head in the air with a victory dance and the words "booyaa" uttered over and over from his lips. And this is where my story comes to a close as I robo trip through my imagination to the end. The end of the end. Maybe even possibly the end of my life!!! But no. No, my story is not over. for there was one more dark deed that the dastardly Queen Martha did before her death, before Prince Ged broke through her array of spells and magic shields to claim his wife, even before Prince Ged broke into the hut where his imaginary "queen Martha" existed, which actually happens to not be "queen Martha" at all, but to be a bowl of soup.
Before all that happened, "queen Martha's" last dastardly destructable, devestating, degrading, dominating, and especially disgusting, deed was to put "princess Edmond" (who actually happens to be a fork lying on the table next to the bowl of soup that happens to be "queen Martha" in "prince Ged'" imagination.) in a locked magic box that only a dragon can open with the eternal, sometimes external, but definately excruciating fires that burn within the beast. To be continued.....
So "Prince Ged" had to make up his mind that fateful day, and he had to make it up quick before the soup got cold. Should he risk his life for princess edmond or should he get high? His friends were standing right next to him, each of three holding a joint in their hand with a lighter in the other. If only the purple dinosaur barney could be here to help me out right now! thought prince ged. But no, Barney was not here, and neither was his close but very unrelated friend Mr. Rogers, who had just gotten out of jail from his 5 year sentance for molesting children. Prince Ged was alone aside from his stoner friends, and he knew what he had to do. He had to save "princess edmond" (who just so happens to be a fork lying on the table next to the bowl of soup) and claim her as his wife! Was he crazy for trying? maybe, but he had to do it. He had to attempt the impossible and free princess edmond. So Ged set out the door with a box of pringles in his hand singing the sesame street song to himself, but as soon as he reached the woods he heard odd sounds coming from a tree. "who's there?" said ged in a shaky but stern voice. *pop* a magical squirrel with super human strength came out of the tree, ripped it from its roots and flung it at Ged, just missing him. "I am the squirrel of the woods! You may not come any farther unless you hand over your jalapeno flavored pringles snacks to me!" Ged wasn't scared a bit. He knew that if he imagined it, the squirrel would turn into a beautiful woman, and *poof* there she was. "I am the beautiful princess Edmond, come sleep with me tonight or I will EAT YOUR HEAD OFF." Ged couldn't argue with a deal like that, so he and princess Edmond slept together, and then after that they lived happily ever after. That is until Ged became hungry again.....
A bit childish but the experience made me write the story
