Stoner Haiku's

giggles26 · Dec 29, 2013

xGrimace said:
Toke toke smoke
smoke to-toke
toke cough

end.

I first saw end and was like is he writing code lol

xGrimace · Dec 29, 2013

Haha, are you a coder?
L33T

Shouldn't it be Stoner's Haiku...??

gioua · Dec 29, 2013

xGrimace said:
Lemme try..

Blind ing blank ets of cold -6
lay ing a bove fro zen soil -7
damn its snow ing -4

FOUL over the allotted syllables then just right then under..

xGrimace · Dec 29, 2013

That was not a foul
In fact it was excellent
Now please take that back

xGrimace · Dec 29, 2013

Dang I messed it up again

chewberto · Dec 29, 2013

You don't smoke like me
i smoke way more trees, so please
bring an ounce at least!

xGrimace · Dec 29, 2013

Dayum... Drop that beat!

gioua · Dec 29, 2013

here I sit all lit
smoke another I do say
now I lay here lit

xGrimace · Dec 29, 2013

Foul 5 - 6 -5

chewberto · Dec 29, 2013

Your haiku is soft
my haiku is hard as rock
try again my friend

gioua · Dec 29, 2013

xGrimace said:
Foul 5 - 6 -5

medibles kicked in
forgot the haiku pattern
canna peanutbutter rocks

xGrimace · Dec 29, 2013

Surrender yourself
Sit back, relax, and enjoy
tasty flavors

Unclebaldrick · Dec 29, 2013

Silent night workers
eating to make life better
the worms are pooping

gioua · Dec 29, 2013

Looking for advise
I found THIS place and cant leave
toke n take kicks ass

chewberto · Dec 29, 2013

I used to smoke dope
now I toke from a hemp wick
Put down that glass dick

xGrimace · Dec 29, 2013

advice worth a look
like a never ending book
...........

O CMON CANT THINK

chewberto · Dec 29, 2013

My hash looks like crack
it gets me higher than clouds
would make momma proud

gioua · Dec 29, 2013

chewberto said:
I used to smoke dope
now I toke from a hemp wick
Put down that glass dick

? why are you holding one??

chewberto · Dec 29, 2013

I've got a wax lung
the oil is on my tongue
headband Yum yum yum

xGrimace · Dec 29, 2013

Tropical flavors
Blunt master cigarillos
passion fruit watermelon