So Intoxicated

Benassi

Well-Known Member
Lucky twat! I'm at work waiting to get off to get hammered watching Pac-Man tonight.
 

BoomerBloomer57

Well-Known Member
I ain't sure if it was God but,,,,,,

Wife hit me so hard one time, I left my body. One of them there existensionalwhateveryoucallems or near death thingy's,,,,,,,,

Any while I'm floating around this here fella bee bops up alongside and starts talking like he's the Christ Kid.

Ask's if I'm carrying,
and we all know the answer to that, i'm always packin some schweet chiba.

Now in a situation like this I'm not too sure when I'll get my hands on some more so like a greedy ol' bastard I said no.

Yeah, lying to Jesus is never a good idea. Slapped my dumb ass right back into my body.

Felt right peaceful after that though.

Just remember, brush yer teeth and don't lie to Jesus,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
 
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