Sneaking Weed On Cruise. HELP!!!

tommyo3000 said:

put it in your "prison wallet"

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yes this is what freinds of mine have done for years, a small ammount say 1/2 oz can be compacted and then wrapped tightly in several layers of cling film and then plugged, you still may be unlucky and if you get taken to the marigold room you are screwed. and your cruise will may be lost. whatever you do do not try and bring anything back from the carribean, you are more likely to get serched comming back.

Dr.Nick said:

Very little is worth shoving things up your ass. Besides I'm sure in the Caribbean you can find plenty among the locals, get off the ship, smoke all day, and come back high as fuck and hit the buffets.

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watch it, i got shafted in St Lucia and payed 50 EC Dollars for a bag of wood shavings wrapped in newspaper, and i couldnt complain to anyone

Go to the head shop, buy one of those stash vaults and put it in there then into your luggage.

a gram? thats yawn city. just fucking let it sit out for a couple of days loose its smell then put it in some plastic and fuckin step on it in your shoe. flatten that shit out. put it in your waste band, underwear. anything? pack that shit into the back of a pen if you have to. if anything you will probably get caught smoking it.

buy any bottle of dietary herbs that come in capsules - skullcap, damiana, holy basil, anything.

Chop your herb on a cutting board with a sharp knife, or grind it in a grinder.

Empty a few capsules and replace with the gram. A gram should fit in 2-5 capsules, depending on their size.
Throw them back in with the bottle of herbs.
final step: break open a few capsules into the bottle of capsules.. If it is a powdery herb, it will coat all of the capsules in the bottle..

When you get there, wipe off the capsules to find the pot-filled ones.

This has worked on airline flights post 9/11.

tommy

you are more likely to be searched coming back.. i just got back from the bahamas two weeks ago and i was amazed it was the worst shit i have ever seen!! if it didn't have seeds i would have questioned what it was lol. don't be worried about it that might just make you more suspisous wouldn't worry about it just put it in a pocket of pants in your luggage in something that won't smell. whatever you have should work and enjoy the islands!!!

I'd say buy some legal weed for a try, sure not as good, but you won't have any problems atleast, and yeah get stoned in teh bahamas man.

ah, too easy. on the one international cruise i have taken, it was easy to put 3 grams in my pocket and just walk right on. security will not be as tight as flying.

being a cruise rookie, i had no idea that they did not allow booze and charged $7 for a beer. once we docked, i ran out and bought up tons of booze and duct tape, taped a few bottles to my legs and chest. hurt like hell ripping that duct tape off my chest, but worth it. i drank like a fish.

also found some weed from locals within an hour n both juneau and ketchikan. no luck in victoria though.

I'm surprised nobody said the poop deck..

in prison they call it "the briefcase"

"yo man... just briefcase that shit"



makes me laugh every time


poop deck is funny too

I haven't cruised since 2006 but I just jocked my bag and had no problems. Hard part was smoking on the top deck before the wind blew it into a canoe joint. heh I ended up making an aluminum foil pipe and worked nice for the trip. Do not leave it in your bag because dogs sniff the bags.

IregAt420 said:

wtf....................................................

dude read your own post. you must like big dicks?? hahaa....im sorry dude i had to.

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ouch ... just read my post lol ... that does sound kinda bad doesnt it ... but no .. I'm just not into dick .. let alone big ones ... shit if ever have to go to prison , put me in the asian section ........

I just put a bunch in my dugout and put it in a shave kit. I separated the bat from the actual dugout though.

Yep, I agree. Do not put it in your bags. It safe to take onboard, but upon return do not take it off the boat. Just flush it. The dogs are real and I actually saw one in Miami working the bags and the general area. Be careful.

hempstead said:

I haven't cruised since 2006 but I just jocked my bag and had no problems. Hard part was smoking on the top deck before the wind blew it into a canoe joint. heh I ended up making an aluminum foil pipe and worked nice for the trip. Do not leave it in your bag because dogs sniff the bags.

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if you shove anything up your ass, its time to re-evaluate why your smoking. is it really worth that amount of discomfort?

......................the ones doing it must be gay.