smuggling pots...the carribean connection

I'm hoping to make this a thread about marijuana smuggling through the carribean, gulf of mexico into south florida (or anywhere). Not the Mexican Border I have thought of alot of ideas that i believe could work very good even with a low startup cost. Im hoping to hear input on these ideas such as flaws, risk potential, etc.

We could also discuss the ethics of buying from the cartels if you'd like.

If this is in the wrong section or is not allowed on these forums then please let me know and i will adjust accordingly. As i have yet to see another thread about smuggling on here im guessing one of the above is true.

Please no posts saying dude grow your own or its never worth the risk.

editing.....

1. Buy a sailboat, cut open the hull and stash weed inside along with a fire bomb incase cops jump on your boat, so you can burn it down with no evidence
2. Rent a fishing charter or sailboat and just go to the bahamas pick up your weight put on boat and go back and unload it along with the fishes.

i always wondered if a super long vacuum tube was possible. this idea started as a way to protect drug organizations from getting caught off guard and making it more difficult to catch someone with something. cops coming? just zip all the cash/drugs to the house across the street. they load it up and leave, you are caught with....? lol

as far as smuggling perhaps an autonomous solar powered towing device that stays submerged. just like the ones they use but gps remote controlled. no air tubes=less visibility

The only way to stop all of this bullshit,
is for everyone to smoke weed.
You seen Half Baked?
The cops turned good with the herb that could!
So what we need to make is "Smoke Bombs".
When they raid the boat,
throw a trusty "Smoke Bomb" and EVERYONE is happy
High Thoughts..

NoB

Two words… Flux Capacitor… worked every “time”... lol

Seriously dude, the cartel will kill you for even trying to talk to them.

Dem dudes don’t screw around, they don’t talk to anyone who they don’t first want to talk to.

If you try to cut into their loads, they will kill you.

Things aren’t fluffy bunnies and rainbows dude, the world is burning down south of the border.

The ones that say grow your own are giving you the best advice. S

wait for an invite man, smuggler is right, cartels wont to make money above eveything, they dont wont to get stoned and give you a bit cheap to sell on, dont fuck with nasty bastards..

lol the mexicans are gonna kidnap you and when your government dont pay there gonna set you on fire in a barrel.
Get a warehouse and grow your own.

If I were stupid enough to try that I wouldn't even risk a trip like that to smuggle weed.There would be so much more money to be made with heroin.

I'v lived in Miami all my life and you might as well throw out the sail boat idea..... your idea has been used for 40 to 50 years, its the oldest trick in the book and all coast gaurd and police boats have extreme expirence in finding loads inside of boats, and they patroll the waters like a watch dog. Its all one big risk maybe you make it or mabye get shot or arrested for at least a 5yr sentece. I have good conects in Brazil to buy coke by the kilo for SUPER low prices so i myself have been looking for answer to your question for years

The bottom line is that there are 5 really BIG problems with your plan.

1. Not getting kidnapped, shot, beheaded or set on fire with an old tire full of gas around your belly because they suspect you as DEA.
2. Not getting killed or arrested in a sting by the Federalizes or DEA.
3. Not getting killed by a competing cartel.
4. Not getting killed by someone just trying to rob you.
5. Not getting killed by a US gang trying to hijack your load because they were tipped off by your seller. Let you do the work, they just take it back, kill you and have a good laugh.

Are you starting to see a trend? Seriously, leave it to the pros dude or learn DWC. S

yeah i would say let the mexicans do all the work.. lol that is a dangerous field to get into now. this isnt american ganster where u can walk up to the head guy and be like i want ur product because i got $$$. lol the glory of a mexican killing u is worth more then $$$.

but if ur serious. cocaine cowboys lol.. that movie explained how they transported cocaine over.

not to mention pirates.

white dude on a boat big enough to hual a profitable load.
shit might as well get a bumper sticker asking to be tortured raped and fed to sharks.

but i always thought for boat smuggling that 6-10inch pvc pipes conected to the bottom of the hull by some quick release things
just weight one end and if u think your getting searched pull the pins and let em sink
if u wanted to get fancy u could use a timed ballast bag to release after an hour or two and let it float back up,
small gps transmitter and recovery would even be fairly possible.

i think a better idead would be to buy a decomisioned offshore oil platform near the us coastline, but in international waters.
strip out all the oil refinery, and drill crap. do some remodeling and turn it into an offshore resort for pot and such.
and you could cover the deck in greenhouses, use wave compression generators for power. plus solar and wind.

but i figure ur lookin as a baseline investment of around 12 mill and thats on the low end, probly coupld 100k a year in upkeep and maintenance.
wouldnt even begin makin money for 2-5 years for the remodeling, and probly wouldnt see a return on your investment for over a decade.

but i think people would pay to visit a place w legal drugs that they dont need a passport to reach

although i used to know a guy that worked in a military motorpool down in florida.

w/out saying everything while saying too much.

lets say some humvees get shipped back and forth between places for no discernable reason.
and sometimes theyre shipping wheights vary greatly.

"i always thought for boat smuggling that 6-10inch pvc pipes conected to the bottom of the hull by some quick release things
just weight one end and if u think your getting searched pull the pins and let em sink"

High power rare earth magnets to hold the pipe to the hull and two more RE magnets inside the hull to hold it in place. See the CG, pull the magnets and throw overboard. S

.......or you could just grow your own.

Dirtfree said:

.......or you could just grow your own.

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Brilliant! S

why would you want to smuggle weed into the counrty? the best shit grows here anyways..you just need to figure out how to smuggle shit out of cali.

SmokeyMcSmokester said:

why would you want to smuggle weed into the counrty? the best shit grows here anyways..you just need to figure out how to smuggle shit out of cali.

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+1 Smuggler

like the old fellas say: buy it where it is cheap for cheap, sell it where it is expensive for expensive...
not rocket science, and yet...

Dude GROW iT...this isnt heroin where its this big dea ltoo make...you grow and harvest!...my suggestion is this....

Save up about 400 bucks, take that money, buy some bud, flip it till you get about a thousand bucks. Once you get that much buy some seeds, lights, soil, nutes, timers, your good money!

nl3004.kind said:

like the old fellas say: buy it where it is cheap for cheap, sell it where it is expensive for expensive...
not rocket science, and yet...

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That would be called Arbitrage

actually, not to nit pick retro, actually arbitrage is where you take a good or service you have in abundance (and is comparatively valueless to them) and trade it to someone else who has a good or service which you desire (and is comparatively valueless to that person)... like the grower who has lots of buds but no hash trading them to someone with lots of hash but no buds... or say someone who is a pimp who wants to get buzzed hooks up with a guy who wants to get laid and has lots of buds... basic marketing principle is the philosophy of buying something where it is cheap and abundant, then marketing it where it is scarce and or expensive... again with respect i say this...