Smoking indoors?

Alrighty, so I am not really a newbie to smoking, but I have never smoked indoors. I have smoked probably about 50 times but they were all outside.
My parents are leaving for about 3 weeks and I was wondering if the smell would last more than a few days if I just smoked a bowl and had a fan blowing out with a dash of frebreeze after. Or should I go with the whole sploof and fans and candles and shit. My neighbor is a cop so I was going to blow my smoke through a sploof and out the window with a fan blowing out and candles and all that stuff, but I really just want to not worry about all the work and jus tsmoke with a fan on and a covered bowl. How long would the smoke smell last if I just blew the smoke out the window and sprayed frebreeze after? How long if I hotboxed the shit out of my room (lots of furniture) Thanks!

Before your parents come home invite some buddies for beans.

hahaha blue darts

your best bets probably to smoke near an oven or bathroom exhaust fan. the smell won't linger for more than a couple days. I used to lean out of my bathroom window and smoke a joint before school in the morning.

I smoke all the time inside.. I usually crack a window and the smell is gone by morning..

You didn't use anything to hide the smoke?

I'd say your best bet is to show your parents some damned respect. You must still be fairly young to have this kind of attitude towards your parents.

tip top toker said:

I'd say your best bet is to show your parents some damned respect. You must still be fairly young to have this kind of attitude towards your parents.

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Damn straight! Your parrents have been there done that, and their not stupid. That being said, back in high school I would stuff a dryer sheet into a paper towel tube and blow smoke into it.

jerryb73 said:

I smoke all the time inside.. I usually crack a window and the smell is gone by morning..

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You think the smell is gone by morning I've come home and smelled what I thought was a wake'n'bake, but it turns out some of my family just had a smoke the previous night. They couldnt smell it, but it was very obvious to me lol.

Its a smelly plant, and its going to stick to whatever you smoke around. Also, since your neighbors a cop, id suggest being as discreet as possible. Also, it is a good idea to try to keep your parents house as nice as they left it

Anyhow, goodluck OP!

Seriously tho I smoke every day in my house and I have never had any guests mention the smell.. Maybe they just didn't want to bring it up.. I'm the only smoker in my family..

jerryb73 said:

Seriously tho I smoke every day in my house and I have never had any guests mention the smell.. Maybe they just didn't want to bring it up.. I'm the only smoker in my family..

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I'll second that.

jerryb73 said:

Seriously tho I smoke every day in my house and I have never had any guests mention the smell.. Maybe they just didn't want to bring it up.. I'm the only smoker in my family..

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Its called manners.

Just go outside. How hard can that be?

My family would definitely say something.. All I'm saying is my house don't smell like bud..I smoke at night after work every night..

jerryb73 said:

My family would definitely say something.. All I'm saying is my house don't smell like bud..I smoke at night after work every night..

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Alternatively, they might also just accept it so not bother mentioning it..

I smoked in my flat non stop, my parents would often visit, and not notice a thing, yet other people would pop over be it my friends or flatmates friends and first thing they'd say is hey, that smells good.

Just saying don't simply believe you are winning. Not always the case, and as a smoker, let alone grower, you'll never even know yourself as it will just smell "normal".

Oh, and a tip that most people have learnt, your parents are not dumbasses. They generally know exactly what the fuck their kids are up to whether they say anything or not

budfarmer420 said:

Damn straight! Your parrents have been there done that, and their not stupid. That being said, back in high school I would stuff a dryer sheet into a paper towel tube and blow smoke into it.

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was just gonna say the same thing. the scary/gnarly thing is, when you do that, on how resiny the dryer sheets get with only one smoking session.....Yummy

tip top toker said:

Alternatively, they might also just accept it so not bother mentioning it..

I smoked in my flat non stop, my parents would often visit, and not notice a thing, yet other people would pop over be it my friends or flatmates friends and first thing they'd say is hey, that smells good.

Just saying don't simply believe you are winning. Not always the case, and as a smoker, let alone grower, you'll never even know yourself as it will just smell "normal".

Oh, and a tip that most people have learnt, your parents are not dumbasses. They generally know exactly what the fuck their kids are up to whether they say anything or not

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This is a scary point for me nothing like going out realizing you smell like fresh weed... Caught a wiff of it while I was out the other day, was doing a doubletake to see who it might have been lol. Just me >.>

Point taken tip top.. My fam all no I smoke so yea why would they say anything.. But girlfriends mom don't but I guess she could still smell and not mention it.. I guess I should have ssid, nobody has told me they smell it and not, my house don't stink..

I think you will be fine. Back in the day my friends parents went to Florida for 3 months and 4 of us guys moved in and turned that bungalow into a smoke shack. They did know we threw parties because neighbors, but never knew we smoked in there. Just dont smoke heavy in the rooms that have objects that will really absorb the stench