Single Forever???

^^ That is so fucked up... yet somewhat funny.

Woomeister said:

Are you:

1.overweight
2.ginger
3.both of the above

Do you:

1.Smoke too much and stay in
2.Drink too much
3.Dress badly

etc etc.

If yes to any of the above then single life is how its going to be Im afraid.

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I agree with everything I understood.

I understood everything except your meaning of the word 'ginger.' Please forgive my ignorance. What is that?

redheads

like chucky

mjetta said:

redheads

like chucky

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But that's what I don't understand.

I know it suggests color, like a ginger kitten.

What's wrong with a man being red on the head? That's not something one should change just to attract women.

I thought maybe he meant really hairy.

i think it was a little jab, probably joking

maybe he has a fear of chucky

People dis on gingers so much. Its kinda messed up but mildly funny idk why though..
YouTube - Humor - Southpark Ginger Kids at Kontraband

Man I just read the first post in this thread, thats exactly how I feel, I've never had a serious relationship and nearly every girl I've ever asked out has KBd me and says they just see me as a friend. I asked a female friend of mine why women never seem go for me (she mustv had a reason cause she knocked me back too) but she just said that I'd find someone eventually but thats fuckin shit, I wanted to know what was the matter with me so I could change it man I feel down now haha

Your probably doing it wrong bro..

Doing what wrong in particular?

ugh! doesnt that piss u right off? lol. i cant find a guy that wants to date me...but when i ask them what it is about me that makes me undatable...they dont have an answer...i think its just cuz they're only interested in sex. and im gonna stay a virgin til i find a guy who wants the whole package...not just my fun bits...lol but i totally understand how frustrating that can be

Well your probably doing things with you girl friends to where they only see you as a friend.. What do you consider a date like? I cant tell you what it is in particular that your doing wrong because idk you.. But once you get stuck in the friend zone its all downwards from there (with that chick)..

I don't go on dates really, if I meet a girl I like I just chill with them, talk, have a smoke and try to treat them nice. I just try to act how I would with any of my other friends cause thats the advice I got from a male friend to just be myself and be nice (always seems to work for him, even if he aint that nice).

Thats it right there man. Don't let her think your too sweet but let her know you have interest in her. What you talk about is something important too. The talking part can go wrong and knock down some interest points for you. Trust Ive been in the friend zone many times and this had a part in it lol.. I dont really think theres that many nice girls out there anymore that like nice guys.. and if there is they are probably with some prick.. so you just might have to settle with the (Bitchier) type but maybe that was just how i ended up lol.. Maybe some one else here can give you better advice cause god forbid you end up like me kiss-ass lmao.. sometimes I wish I was alone..

Thanks for trying to help me out

odd thread for sure

nice ? fuck nice , have a laugh , quickest way of getting 2 assholes in her knickers is to play the fool and not care about the repercussions , life's too short , mopeing around being mr nice is ok and fine but is as attractive to the opposite sex as asking if shes got a better looking younger sister

way to serious a thread , lonely ? lonely hearts and wade through lifes rejects untill the special one pops out , it could take time , between then and now enjoy life , throw a few snowballs at kids and live a little

Course its serious youre in the Spirituality Sexuality and Philosophy section haha.
Nah but I thought thats what girls wanted, a nice caring guy to make them feel good and safe, not just a joker.

It is something serious no one deserves to be lonely.. Just some people don't care anymore about what and who people truly are inside..I remember this one female friend say that the (hot body) was 95% of what she wanted in a guy and god knows what the 5% was.. but i can tell you it wasn't his personality.I wonder how shes doing these days.. lol

berbonber said:

Course its serious youre in the Spirituality Sexuality and Philosophy section haha.
Nah but I thought thats what girls wanted, a nice caring guy to make them feel good and safe, not just a joker.

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aha , thats the point , people are being serious and its a reflection of the personalities and failing they feel , a woman's never going to be drawn to someone whos initial outward appearance is of stern severity and desperation , rough and ready , a protector , someone whos prepared to kick ass if needed is beyond attractive to women , think about it , rick moranis vrs will smith , drippy vrs action man , its will all the way lets face it and do the ladys care if hes soft and sensitive inside ? do they fuck , they want some action , to feel alive , to have a laugh , the soft caring comes after ,thats the realing in after the bait

moggggys said:

aha , thats the point , people are being serious and its a reflection of the personalities and failing they feel , a woman's never going to be drawn to someone whos initial outward appearance is of stern severity and desperation , rough and ready , a protector , someone whos prepared to kick ass if needed is beyond attractive to women , think about it , rick moranis vrs will smith , drippy vrs action man , its will all the way lets face it and do the ladys care if hes soft and sensitive inside ? do they fuck , they want some action , to feel alive , to have a laugh , the soft caring comes after ,thats the realing in after the bait

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^^ he or she has a point..lol

Turn off the computer and go live.Party.Have fun.Keep your nails trimmed. Read books about sexual technique. Educate yourself.If you're meant to find someone you will.