Sexiest Bagel EVER!!!

I just made the sexiest bagel ever heres how:

1) Cut bagel in two
2) Stick in Microwave for 20 secs on FULL POWER (Make it soggy)
3) Put toaster until soft on inside yet crispy golden brown on outside
4) Spread Philidelphia cream cheese
5) Add smoke salomon
6) Add lemon juice
7) Add pepper
EAT THAT SHIT UP, it tastes sooooo damn good

A little piccie for you to drool over:

dog breath!

....cream cheese and salmon.....that's something i don't plan on trying every soon.

Your loss, more for me....2 mins later:

Any takers?

i wouldnt mind microwaving that and making a romantic evening

Taipan said:

i wouldnt mind microwaving that and making a romantic evening

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Hey! You kids get a room!

This is called having a bagel with lox (minus the lemon and pepper. Haven't heard of that one before). Very common in Scandinavia.

They sell it at Einstein Bros. for like $5 or some outrageous price. Zibbah-zabbah to that.

lol, your dog looks stoned and disappointed in the second photo.
best ever XD

mmmmmmmmmm

Why is Philadelphia cream cheese so damn good?

What do other brands of cream cheese taste like anyway? I secretly don't want to find out though hah

yes philly cream cheese is the bomb. i like bagel, cream cheese and sausage links made into a bagel samwich mmmhmmm. or fried ham and some sort of good cheese.

How about fried egg, cheese, pan warmed ham, and a toasted english muffin that's dripping with butter? It's similar so yours must be good.

Yeah it's basically the shittt

KeeferSutherlandFTW said:

How about fried egg, cheese, pan warmed ham, and a toasted english muffin that's dripping with butter? It's similar so yours must be good.

Yeah it's basically the shittt

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yep that is good stuff.

AHAHAHA I love the dog's face in the second pic.

Yeah hes "The smartest dog in the whole wide world". But all jokes aside his dad won Crufts 3 times. His official name is "Ottamcourt Wrangler" Which is conected to Wrangler jeans, i think his grandad was a mascot or something.

Cwahhhhhhhh im buzzing of my tits right now, in fact im trippin balls man im tripping ballsss!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, that actually looks pretty good lol. I'll have to try your sexy bagel creation tomorrow after I hit up the grocery.

Weed Guy said:

Yeah hes "The smartest dog in the whole wide world". But all jokes aside his dad won Crufts 3 times. His official name is "Ottamcourt Wrangler" Which is conected to Wrangler jeans, i think his grandad was a mascot or something.

Cwahhhhhhhh im buzzing of my tits right now, in fact im trippin balls man im tripping ballsss!!!!!!!!!!

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he's trippin balls maaaan!
hahaha yo weed guy im soo down with ure bagel, i have that exact combination the whole time, its so fuckin good!
haha
peaccce

Well put it this way, ive made 4 more since this thread started a few days ago.....Salmon is bloody expensive. Its like a gourmet hamburger.....

tasty. I would add tomato and red onions. You had me worried with your "sexiest bagel ever" topic....