Recommendations please for a strain that will get my ass off the couch

zingzang

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I prefer the couch lock strains to unwind after work but my lovely girlfriend likes to smoke and ride bicycle trails and accomplish shit, she wants me to join her in the fun. In the past I've ordered seeds by the ten pack but am wanting to order seeds in smaller numbers (three packs probably) this time around.

I run an ebb and flow system with a thousand watt hps in a 4X4 tent

Thanks in advance for your help
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Medshed

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IMHO Kali Mist. I dare you to smoke some and TRY to sit on the couch... :shock: I don't know if you can get a 3 pack of it, but it is a stable strain so you will likely get a keeper from a small pack.
 

zingzang

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That's great thanks, i want to get a few strains is why the smaller quantity but I'll give Kali Mist a go, that sounds fantastic. Thanks
Medshed!
 

zingzang

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Tell me more about this meth strain :p

I don't need to grow any bowflex I get paid to workout Chosen, I smoke to chill out. Thanks for the kind thoughts bro
 

boneheadbob

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No strain will fix that. Take one or two hits of your reg and force your butt out the door in order to keep your relationship.
 

Jogro

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My favorite for this would be the Ethiopian Brown.

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There really is some excellent stuff from North Africa.

The pure Hawaiian stuff is excellent too, but spendy. Ditto for the Jamaican.
 

TheChosen

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Tell me more about this meth strain :p

I don't need to grow any bowflex I get paid to workout Chosen, I smoke to chill out. Thanks for the kind thoughts bro

lol ok I would look into a nonstoney sativa something that will clear your mind not make it racey, possibly Kali Mist or something similar.
 

growone

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i can't give you recent strains, but there is smoke out there that can do this
i remember weed from the 70's that would definitely get you off the couch and out the door
but indica hybrids now rule the land, they will not help, though they have their uses
 

homebrewer

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It's been suggested already but I also would recommend kali mist from Serious Seeds. Mine takes about 100 days but the high is worth the wait. For me, it's the perfect daytime smoke, very social, motivating and has zero sleepy comedown.

Kali mist near harvest:



Kali macro:



Kali Mist nug dry:

 

Omgwtfbbq Indicaman

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Best i've had were Brainstorm haze- excellent culmination of haze/thai landrace genetics mixed with Stargazer(sensi star, ak47 and Warlock), from TGA you can try Agent Orange, one of my favorite Wake and bakes. Has a Strong Alcoholic orange smell, almost like Citrone(really good orange vodka), some smell like orange-creamcicles. does a better job than a shot of espresso. i cannot stand coffee myself so i keep sativa's for day smoke and mornings.
 

Killer Bud

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Your going to want to go with a sativa like a pure landrace, 80/20, or 60/40 hybrid. landraces take a very long time but that would be what you really want, sativas are get up and go strains, and indicas knock you down and put you to sleep. Sativa BHO have you going for hours.
 

zingzang

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Best i've had were Brainstorm haze- excellent culmination of haze/thai landrace genetics mixed with Stargazer(sensi star, ak47 and Warlock), from TGA you can try Agent Orange, one of my favorite Wake and bakes. Has a Strong Alcoholic orange smell, almost like Citrone(really good orange vodka), some smell like orange-creamcicles. does a better job than a shot of espresso. i cannot stand coffee myself so i keep sativa's for day smoke and mornings.
This sounds great, I have a ten pack of Kali Mist on the way and will look for these. Thanks bros
 

Josepi7

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I like G13 Pineapple Express and TGA Vortex for daytime/energy. Both finish in 8-9 weeks and are absolutely amazing.
 

Da Almighty Jew

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i would think that if you want any possibility to have something get you off the couch i would go with a long flowering sativa.
 

Medshed

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It's been suggested already but I also would recommend kali mist from Serious Seeds. Mine takes about 100 days but the high is worth the wait. For me, it's the perfect daytime smoke, very social, motivating and has zero sleepy comedown.

Kali mist near harvest:



Kali macro:



Kali Mist nug dry:

Is that the pre-2000 original Kali Mist? Mine finishes in 80 days and has more dense bud structure. I've heard they worked AK47 into it on the re-release. I can see it in the plant structure and high. The new one is definitely good, but I bet the original is excellent!
 

homebrewer

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Is that the pre-2000 original Kali Mist? Mine finishes in 80 days and has more dense bud structure. I've heard they worked AK47 into it on the re-release. I can see it in the plant structure and high. The new one is definitely good, but I bet the original is excellent!
This is out of a seed pack from not even two years ago. A friend of mine ordered kali too in the last year and I grew out one of his phenos. Like yours, his yielded some dense buds and finished around 80 days. The aroma was very similar to mine and the high was definitely 'up'. While I purposely selected the most potent, sativa-leaning pheno in my seed pack, his is still very good and I imagine yours is too.
 

Medshed

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Mine is definitely top notch. I selected the more indica looking female because I had read the high is basically the same between the two.

Thanks for the info.
 
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