Reasons we like our pets better than our own children

My pet doesn't steal my change for late night Taco bell

My kid wont bite someones face off on command













Ok you go...

My dog stops whining after a few minutes when I lock him in his cage. My kid won't stfu...

It's easy to flush my dead fish down the toilet. Dead kids are a hassle to get rid of...

I actually have a thing for my children's pets.

Does that count?

You get in trouble if you put a kid on a leash tied to a tree when they need to chill out.

In 15 years my dog never kneed me in my jaw and chipped my tooth

My son did it in less than 3

They don't start ridiculous threads on RIU.

I was having coffee the other morning and caught Doge looking at me like thus

raratt said:

You get in trouble if you put a kid on a leash tied to a tree when they need to chill out.

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I've literally seen that done. When I was a little kid my dad drove by a house that had their kid tied up like a dog.

My dad said they were nuts. Today, the county people would be there in 5 minutes for child abuse.

Back then, they would just say they're nuts.

My dog doesn’t need me to pay her car insurance. And she ( the dog Ivy) at least looks ashamed when she makes a mess in the floor unlike the daughter. Ooh and the dog ain’t afraid of spiders....can’t say that about either kid.