Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[beardo]

I'd smoke with ya', but I don't know where ya' are, don't ask people where they are, and try not to disclose my current location with a lot of specificity.

This is how you remain Anonymous

 

[minnesmoker]

This is how you remain Anonymous

I see what you did there...

 

[beardo]

I have a plan to use the N word to get rich but i'm not sure if it will work

 

[Stillbuzzin]

Lots and lots of people sound so nice on here. But who the hell knows who is on the other end.Please do not take this wrong. Just be careful .Some of us are in illegal states. They burn us for no reason

 

[minnesmoker]

Neosporin? Is it a worker' comp. thing? If so, I watch Shameless, and that apparently just leads to alcoholism.

 

[minnesmoker]

Lots and lots of people sound so nice on here. But who the hell knows who is on the other end.Please do not take this wrong. Just be careful .Some of us are in illegal states. They burn us for no reason

Now son, I appreciate the advice, I'm crazy though, not stupid! LoL. (I just wanted to get that "Now son... " thing out there, try it on as it were.)

Yeah, definitely don't encourage people being open about their locale... Even if you're legal, They are watching, and don't like us bottom dwellers gettin' uppity and confident.

That juicer recipe I posted, 3 days in a row for breakfast, it's so fuckin' good!

 

[kinetic]

damnit, I was trying to take a break from this place and you people sucked me right back in....

 

[madmonk]

Lots and lots of people sound so nice on here. But who the hell knows who is on the other end.Please do not take this wrong. Just be careful .Some of us are in illegal states. They burn us for no reason

Good advice since I know for a fact that there are at least 2 cops that are here regularly and are quite chatty-if I ever find out their screen mans I will pm a mod and let them deal with it.

 

[beardo]

damnit, I was trying to take a break from this place and you people sucked me right back in....

If you weren't here you wouldn't have known I posted this.
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[minnesmoker]

damnit, I was trying to take a break from this place and you people sucked me right back in....

I could understand the occasional tolerance break, but a break from this place? That's hurtful.



DISCLAIMER: I do NOT in fact understand "tolerance breaks," I used artistic license to fabricate a scenario for the above sentence.

 

[mellokitty]

............i somehow got boiling hot water allover my stomach....i wanna throw up it hurts so bad

ah me gee

cut the skin off a mango (or 2) and put it cut side down on the affected area; it'll soothe the pain plus the beta carotene will prevent scarring.

 

[beardo]

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[minnesmoker]

I hate people who run red lights it's very dangerous, isn't a car a deadly weapon? When they run a light they're trying to kill you. If someone shot someone for running red lights wouldn't that be self defense? Would that hold up and be legal? I know the police will shoot you if you drive at them and don't stop and they consider your car a deadly weapon.

You'll LOVE this! My woman got 147 red-light camera violations AT THE SAME INTERSECTION, in 2 years. She also got over 45 speeding tickets there. Since it's a private company controlling the camera, they didn't touch her license.

 

[sunni]

im okay i think polysporn ftw!

 

[see4]

wait. you're up already? why so early?

 

[beardo]

Viagra....

Thanks for noticing, I hate when i'm up and no one notices.

 

[Indagrow]

here is some blue light then, and yes they are running

 

[kinetic]

Good advice since I know for a fact that there are at least 2 cops that are here regularly and are quite chatty-if I ever find out their screen mans I will pm a mod and let them deal with it.

Just curious how you know this information?

 

[kinetic]

Viagra....

Thanks for noticing, I hate when i'm up and no one notices.

I'm sorry that it can go unnoticed when "up". You should start jelqing.

 

[beardo]

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