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StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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I cannot sleep for the life of me.

typical but I can shut my eyes to music and shitpoast on me phone until I get tired of myself eh?

boom I cracked a can of colt 45 and brought the dab rig near me. I smoke and shit poast while trying to get tired.

worse comes to worse we do some cocaine, but me no want to do that. I doing good minus the shit posting.

music sounds good, I drink beer and music



I listening to this as I lay here, all cumfy
 
BarnBuster

BarnBuster

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Doctors Warn Against Gwyneth Paltrow's Advice on Vaginal Jade Eggs
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Gwyneth Paltrow is at it again. The actress and founder of the lifestyle publication Goop is no stranger to doling out controversial and unproven health advice. In the past, her site has touted the benefits of vaginal steaming to “cleanse” the uterus and told readers that wearing bras causes cancer. In both instances, experts were quick to point out that there is no scientific evidence to back up those claims.
Now, Paltrow has some new advice to women: put jade eggs in your vagina for “better sex” and “overall well-being.” In a post titled “Better Sex: Jade Eggs for Your Yoni,” Goop informs readers that jade eggs were used by “queens and concubines… to stay in shape for emperors” and are “ideal for detox.”

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-advice-vaginal-jade-eggs-doctors-warning/
 
Skeet Kuhn Dough

Skeet Kuhn Dough

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BarnBuster said:
:shock:

Doctors Warn Against Gwyneth Paltrow's Advice on Vaginal Jade Eggs
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Gwyneth Paltrow is at it again. The actress and founder of the lifestyle publication Goop is no stranger to doling out controversial and unproven health advice. In the past, her site has touted the benefits of vaginal steaming to “cleanse” the uterus and told readers that wearing bras causes cancer. In both instances, experts were quick to point out that there is no scientific evidence to back up those claims.
Now, Paltrow has some new advice to women: put jade eggs in your vagina for “better sex” and “overall well-being.” In a post titled “Better Sex: Jade Eggs for Your Yoni,” Goop informs readers that jade eggs were used by “queens and concubines… to stay in shape for emperors” and are “ideal for detox.”

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-advice-vaginal-jade-eggs-doctors-warning/
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Jade eggs... otherwise known as stinky stones :P
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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So a rotweiller just went on the offense against me on my walk to the bank.

It was a tough call whther I would be bit or kick the dogs head in. Someone called animal control but it kept up growling barking and lunging for another 5 min.

It almost got me the last time. I saw the hate in thatdogs eyes and for a moment tgought "meow" and laughed

Fwiw the dog was semi inti intimidating
 
Dr.Pecker

Dr.Pecker

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StonedFarmer said:
So a rotweiller just went on the offense against me on my walk to the bank.

It was a tough call whther I would be bit or kick the dogs head in. Someone called animal control but it kept up growling barking and lunging for another 5 min.

It almost got me the last time. I saw the hate in thatdogs eyes and for a moment tgought "meow" and laughed

Fwiw the dog was semi inti intimidating
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srh88

srh88

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StonedFarmer said:
So a rotweiller just went on the offense against me on my walk to the bank.

It was a tough call whther I would be bit or kick the dogs head in. Someone called animal control but it kept up growling barking and lunging for another 5 min.

It almost got me the last time. I saw the hate in thatdogs eyes and for a moment tgought "meow" and laughed

Fwiw the dog was semi inti intimidating
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The only dogs I ever was real intimidated by were rotties.. was when I was a kid. I walked into a junk yard to meet with a guy who was fixing my dirt bike. Got surrounded by 4 of them and they were pissed. Real good thing the owner came out when he did
 
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