Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[cannabineer]

I'm drinking cheap beers, making bubble hash, and jerking off to @Bublonichronic's pic.


Neck beard, my favorite

I've mixed me a Goodson to go with lunch.

 

[Gary Goodson]

Please don't draw penises in my mouth in photoshop

lol I am pretty good with the dick drawings, but you're not skyweezy so no need to worry.


The screen will be a lil sticky in your honor though

I've mixed me a Goodson to go with lunch.

You know how to do it sir!

 

[qwizoking]

Typically an inch above the Adams apple or right above but your body type comes into play

 

[StonedFarmer]

LoL

 

[qwizoking]

Sf has coolaid

 

[StonedFarmer]

Sf has coolaid

Si

 

[Indagrow]

@Bublonichronic maybe she just moved on because you never made a move? Maybe she's out of your league, but I've seen worse looking dudes get girls I can't even pull.. I hate to say it but it's not all about looks



It seems to be more about money

 

[Bublonichronic]

@Bublonichronic maybe she just moved on because you never made a move? Maybe she's out of your league, but I've seen worse looking dudes get girls I can't even pull.. I hate to say it but it's not all about looks



It seems to be more about money

Eh, fuck her, her loss...not really but that's what I'll tell myself while I masterbate with my tears

 

[Bob Zmuda]

lol I am pretty good with the dick drawings, but you're not skyweezy so no need to worry.


The screen will be a lil sticky in your honor though


You know how to do it sir!
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Gets in car heads to liquor store...

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Eh, fuck her, her loss...not really but that's what I'll tell myself while I masterbate with my tears

Man aren't tears excellent lube!?

 

[Bublonichronic]

Man aren't tears excellent lube!?

tbh I wouldn't know I'm incapable of crying

 

[ChingOwn]

You ever have one of those boogers you have to pick at for days before you can finally get a hold of it?

#.Pinworm.hatesme

 

[Bublonichronic]

You ever have one of those boogers you have to pick at for days before you can finally get a hold of it?

#.Pinworm.hatesme

Oh yea and it feels so awesome when you finally dislodge it and you feel it commin out all the way back in your brain

 

[ChingOwn]

Oh yea and it feels so awesome when you finally dislodge it and you feel it commin out all the way back in your brain

My cousin once wrapped one around a telephone pole, like he picked it out and stuck it to the pole and then the snot was like still clinging to booger and nose, and he walked around the whole pole and cut it off right back at the og booger. I have to say that was the best I have ever witnessed I want to feel that feeling.

 

[Elwood Diggler]

You ever have one of those boogers you have to pick at for days before you can finally get a hold of it?

#.Pinworm.hatesme

you got off light if hair wasnt stuck to it

 

[Bublonichronic]

My cousin once wrapped one around a telephone pole, like he picked it out and stuck it to the pole and then the snot was like still clinging to booger and nose, and he walked around the whole pole and cut it off right back at the og booger. I have to say that was the best I have ever witnessed I want to feel that feeling.

What I hate the most is when you know you got a deep one and you get a hold of the end of it and it breaks off just out of reach

 

[april]

I've got a neat device that allows me to suck the boogers out my kids nose via a hose and suction bulb... it's oddly satisfying...

 

[Elwood Diggler]

works good on adults too

 

[Hookabelly]

Are you suggesting I shave just my neck ? I feel like that would look weird...

Yes. If you're not sure about how far to go, go to the barber/salon and get it done professionally first time. It would look sharp.

 

[Bublonichronic]

Yes. If you're not sure about how far to go, go to the barber/salon and get it done professionally first time. It would look sharp.

Hmmm sharp you say....like Bruno mars sharp

Or al sharpton sharp...