Quest Diagnostics Testing Procedures

I have a drug test and a physical for quest Diagnostics. Tell me, in my area, how do they do there pre employment drug testing? Do yo ave to empty pockets? Also, how is there physical, just in case I have to do the phsical first. Do you have to get buck naked? Do you have to take your shoes off?

dude. the odds of ANYONE working for quest diagnostics are so fucking slim there is no point to your post.

google it.

I did, and the forum results and what not are never the answers I directly want. Also, I don't want anyone working for Quest Diagnostics, I want someone who has taken their urine test before, or ecspecially takin their urine tests in the Virginia area. Quest is a contrator hired by thousands of places to do pre employment drug testing. Has anyone ever takin their physical and drug tests before? If so, please answer the questions in my previous post.

I need this info soon. I only have a couple of days until the testing.

Let me give you a run down of how it works, go in get naked (Hide fake piss in shoe, they wont watch you undress) have some stranger fondle your balls and make you cough, he will check your lungs and give you a vision test, next go unsupervised into a pisser, pour fake piss into cup checking to make sure temps have not faded (you need a handwarmer rubberbanded to the bottle) take a real piss in the toilet, dont flush or they will make you retake the test. hand sample to nurse, you initial it , they initial it, go home enjoy your latest crop.

Ok, thanx. I'm keepin the pee in a whizzinator though, but just not wearin it. Lol! I would hate to get caught with a fake dick. So, they do make u get buck naked bu they don't watch?

Help me!!!!