promise you will laugh your ass off

Quickee

Well-Known Member
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the
middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he
turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in
deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they
became worried and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with
her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date
said he could get the peanut out.

The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two
fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.

When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man
insisted that it was nothing.

Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so
wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he
grows older?'

The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.'
 

KaleoXxX

Well-Known Member
ugh, thats the worst way to find out your daughter gets down, to have the smell shoved up your nose
 

cowboylogic

Well-Known Member
I am really sorry Farrah died though. But happy too know God was very pleased when he met here at the pearly gates. He told her how proud he was of her humanitarian efforts on earth, he would grant her one wissh. All she asked was that all children on earth be safe. NO worries......







So he killed Michael Jackson.
 

GrowTech

stays relevant.
I am really sorry Farrah died though. But happy too know God was very pleased when he met here at the pearly gates. He told her how proud he was of her humanitarian efforts on earth, he would grant her one wissh. All she asked was that all children on earth be safe. NO worries......








So he killed Michael Jackson.

Sorry bud, but that joke is older than Michael Jackson and is now more worn out than Britney Spears' poutine.
 
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