Prepare Yourself For the Horror That is the C String

It's got underwire support, so you never have to worry about a saggy taint again. Also functions as a vise clamp, lock pick, boomerang, and headband. Dignity sold separately.

Saggy taint? Sorry I've never had to worry about that yet lol. looks like dude has an orange disc stuck up his ass

Have you been in cryonics for the past 7 years?

Sativied said:

Have you been in cryonics for the past 7 years?

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Dude, I don't get out much.

Is that how it goes in the back?

Ive been doing it way wrong...