Poorly planned guerrilla grow - ON MY LAND

PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1

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I see the dillema, But that's your property around here you can lose all your shit for growing on your property. Me If I did not need em' I'd destoy them if there putting your other grow in harms way, and everything else in harms way. If not you'd be growing outside? To me they have nothing to lose you do though right? Ahhh listen to the wife she alway's right!
 

worm5376

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chemical burn the plants and leave no note. don't make it obvious that you did it. if you have a grow room and you leave a not saying "you put me at risk" Kinda sounds like you have something going on as well. just chemivally burn them and leave them. They'll come back and realize that they are dead, Move on to another site. if you do plant on pulling them. just put a sign that says private property. Nothing more , nothing less.
 

old pothead

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Don't put your family at risk by leaving seeds or hinting you are cool about drugs.Leave him seeds and you could be his ticket out of jail down the road.
Tell him to find a new spot and leave it at that.This will be a good leason for him to learn,don't grow on private property he does not own.OPH
 

t@intshredder

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Well, thanks again for all the great advice you all have given.
Just got back from the evening walk and decided to just pull them and not leave a note or anything else. I agree with all of you that say that it's probably not a good idea to let these kids think that I'm cool with them growing anywhere near my property. I'd rather just leave the impression with them that the land is not as secluded as they think.
A funny twist: upon pulling the plants I realized I was doing these kids a favor anyways. The clones weren't even rooted! :lol: It looks to me like fresh cuttings were just popped in the ground and buried half way up the stem! Damn kids need to learn several lessons, it would seem ...haha.
I also decided to keep them because they've been so mistreated. Now I gotta nurse them back to life and actually root the poor little things. I got them going in one of my bubble cloners now.
I can picture the series of events that led up to this in my head.
Kid 1: "Dude ...my uncle said we can take some clones off of one of his plants and do whatever we want with them!"
Kid 2: "Dude that's SICK. I heard you can just put them in the ground and you'll have TREES in 5-7 days!"
Kid 1: "Dude there's this open field off to the side of the road here, let's bury them!"
Kid 2: "Dude the way I figure, all the helicopters that fly overhead will provide much needed airflow for our plants. Jorge Cervantes always says that plants need airflow!"
Kid 1: "DUUUUUUUUDE!"
Long story short ...I got 10 free clones of undetermined prominence. Probably freaked out some kids too. All-in-all not a bad day! :lol:
Thanks again for everyone's advice. It's greatly appreciated.
 

t@intshredder

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LULZ

Watch this stuff be like some absolute DANK that blows your skull wide open.
Yeah, I was half-thinking that instead of this being kids it would end up being some crazy lab growers trying out some new rapid-rooting gel they invented using a genetically modified strain that has 25x the cannibanoids of any other strain.
Like I said, only half-thinking that. I'll let you know how the clones turn out! :mrgreen:
 

jfgordon1

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Haha! Thanks for the heads-up. I didn't even notice. Excellent occasion to heat up my vape! Cheers, KaliKitsune.
Thanks, everyone, for all the advice.
I'm leaning towards taking the plants and leaving them some Sour Diesel seeds and a note explaining how little I'd like to end up in jail for someone else' grow.
F*cking Cervantes. Filling kids heads with the idea that you can just grow anywhere you want. Fake-dread wearing dork. :lol:
i wouldn't give him seeds dude. it'll let him no you grow aswell :-?
 

t@intshredder

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awww man. I smell karma coming up to bite you in the ass loL
:lol:
I can feel it too, believe you me!
Although, I'd rather deal with karma than some dude named "Barry" who sleeps on the top bunk and thinks I have a pretty butt.
I just couldn't justify bringing heat on my own op. Believe me, I spent quite a bit of time thinking about how to deal with it.
Like I said, I'm mitigating karmic retaliation by actually showing the clones some love. They surely would have died out there.
:peace:
 

klmmicro

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Karma will leave you be. They put you at risk and you reacted the best way you could. Does not sound like you were being malicious, just real. You are working to help the poor plants out, that has got to count for something. :D
 

Bombadil

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Dude! just take them, no note. No reason to give them any reason to be mad at YOU and say anything about pot being on YOUR land! Total animosity!
 

Bud Frosty

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Dude! just take them, no note. No reason to give them any reason to be mad at YOU and say anything about pot being on YOUR land! Total animosity!
You're right, I showed total animosity...

towards someone who walked by 4 no trespassing signs so that he could gain access to the 40 acres where my home is located, so that he could plant 17 plants that Helen Keller (or a helicopter with even shitty optics) could spot, in the woods where my kids like to play, when there is 5000 acres of unpoliced coal co. ground where you could grow 170 plants and have a pretty good chance of pulling it off within 5 minutes of here.

Animosity...?
He's lucky I didn't make him my special project.
 

Bud Frosty

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I like to grow as much as the next guy but, show some common courtesy and respect when you're guerrilla farming. Use the brain God gave you, too. Don't let it go off half baked and put your ass (or someone else's ass) in a bind. Do your homework or stay at home. It's just a matter doin the right thing. You wouldn't shit on your own dinner plate, so don't pinch one in somebody else's noodles either.
 

Jriggs

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I would have pulled them to if it was my property. No reason to risk losing my house over somoene elses crop and mistakes. I dont need them looking into what I do indoors.. It is the reason I dont grow outdoors. I ahve lots of heli copters, hot air baloons, planes etc -- all flying over my area and only about 100 feet up if not lower at times.

Id pull em in a second. you did it right. I would have probably put a no tresspassing sign around that spot though, and curiosity woudl have gotten better of me so id set upa camera to see who it is --- jsut incase shit goes down again.
 
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