Please use proper English

ISK

ISK

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LetsGetCritical said:
ah fuck google translate does do Punjabi, ha,didnt translate my Punjabi convertor.com text very good tho
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google translate is not perfect, does some better than other, doesn't work well with Russian...sent a txt to a Russian girl that I had her (Bic) lighter, google translated it to lighter (less heavy)

My buddy was in Amsterdam and a street drug dealer asked him if he wanted any cocaine, my buddy replied in Punjabi "I don't speak English"...the guy then asked him in Punjabi if he wanted the drugs
 
LetsGetCritical

LetsGetCritical

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Haha, years ago, when I was homeless and seriously poor, I sold a certain magazine on the streets in the city :) There are a lot of Chinese tourists here so one night whilst getting my dinner at the Chinese Takeaway I asked the girl there how to say "Buy a magazine?" in Chinese. I started saying what she told me to say to every Asian looking person that walked past me who generally would then look at me funny, laugh or quickly walk away. Months later an Asian guy came up to me and asked me if I knew what I was saying. He said that I was saying............... "My Penis" :)
 
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ISK

ISK

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LetsGetCritical said:
Haha, years ago, when I was homeless and seriously poor, I sold a certain magazine on the streets in the city :) There are a lot of Chinese tourists here so one night whilst getting my dinner at the Chinese Takeaway I asked the girl there how to say "Buy a magazine?" in Chinese. I started saying what she told me to say to every Asian looking person who generally would then look at me funny, laugh or quickly walk away. Months later an Asian guy came up to me and asked me if I knew what I was saying. He said that I was saying............... "My Penis" :)
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and she didn't want to buy that....her loss

BTW; I can speak a bit of Cantonese...sure surprizes them when a "gwi-low" says something in their language
 
robro

robro

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whitebb2727 said:
No. WE don't. I do not cut corners.



No one asked for perfection. Just put forth the effort. If you can not spend the extra few seconds to do it, your lazy.

I got my clue from the title of the post.Proper English was called for.



Please explain how there are that many uneducated people. There is not. Lazy people maybe.
If you are truly uneducated I will take the time to help you.
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thump easy

thump easy

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I got that with an Albanian who told me hancar ment hello, i told old fold to suck my dick without even knowing? in Alaska yet I thought I was doing the right thing I should have never listened to an Albanian that loved to were gold and love to wear adidas jogging suit?
 
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