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Winter Woman
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Two men were driving through Detroit when they got pulled over by a cop. The cop walks up and taps his nightstick on the window. The driver
rolls down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacks him in the head with his nightstick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
"You're in Detroit, son," the cop answered. "When we pull you over in Detroit, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here."
The cop runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back. The cop then walks around to the passenger side and
taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What the hell did you do that for?" the passenger demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the cop "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
"Because I know your type," the cop says, "two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!' "
rolls down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacks him in the head with his nightstick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
"You're in Detroit, son," the cop answered. "When we pull you over in Detroit, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here."
The cop runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back. The cop then walks around to the passenger side and
taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What the hell did you do that for?" the passenger demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the cop "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
"Because I know your type," the cop says, "two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!' "
Dirty Harry
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^^^^^^^^^^^^lol^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Winter Woman
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Glad you like!
Total Head
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lokie
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MacGuyver4.2.0
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This wit and brevity in this thread gives me hope for the human race. We may not finish that race, but hey...we're running anyways!
Total Head
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so of course i googled it
learn something new every day...
edit: i really hope they fix quotes. it looks like i just replied to myself.
dirtyho1968
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Far worse then being "Rick Rolled".so of course i googled it
learn something new every day...
edit: i really hope they fix quotes. it looks like i just replied to myself.
Winter Woman
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I hear you. I went there and omg. How is that humanly possible and how did you know about it.sorry I forgot about the disclaimer. What is seen can not be un-seen.
Winter Woman
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If you notice no cows leave. Actually there is one in the middle that is just entranced.
[video=youtube;lXKDu6cdXLI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXKDu6cdXLI[/video]
[video=youtube;lXKDu6cdXLI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXKDu6cdXLI[/video]
Winter Woman
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lmfao
Capt. Stickyfingers
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That's nice. Give em a little music before they're slaughtered and made into Big Macs.
Winter Woman
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As long as they are void of Pink Slime I'm all for it.
Capt. Stickyfingers
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Ugh pink slime. I know what that is.
