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PetFlora
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I got news for ya. ALL girls want to be dirty. They just need the right teacher
Jer La Mota
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[video=youtube;MtVAMNivQMk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtVAMNivQMk&feature=player_embedded#![/video]
Jer La Mota
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[video=youtube;g9DVuMtbsvo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=g9DVuMtbsvo#![/video]
Winter Woman
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That's one smart dog
[video=youtube;Sj7h9zKhPeY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj7h9zKhPeY[/video]
[video=youtube;Sj7h9zKhPeY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj7h9zKhPeY[/video]
Winter Woman
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Winter Woman
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Okie dokie, how do you resize a picture now?
curious old fart
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curious old fart
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*KISSING A BIKER*
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump
off a bridge so they stop.
The leader, a big burly retired Marine Sergeant Major, gets off his bike and says,
"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity, so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"
So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering sweetened kiss for over a
minute. Not only was the kiss amazing but the way her body spooned against his
took his breath away. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! Thatttt that
-he stuttered- that was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are
wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......."
cof
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump
off a bridge so they stop.
The leader, a big burly retired Marine Sergeant Major, gets off his bike and says,
"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity, so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"
So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering sweetened kiss for over a
minute. Not only was the kiss amazing but the way her body spooned against his
took his breath away. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! Thatttt that
-he stuttered- that was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are
wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......."
cof
Winter Woman
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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:
In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter
said,'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?.
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes - the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration.
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:
In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter
said,'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?.
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes - the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration.
Winter Woman
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The pencil in the corner is gone. When I tried to just copy it, the picture became a blue letter thingy. What am I doing wrong?
Help me-I've fallen and forgot how to post a picture or they changed it and I'm just to lame to figure it out.
Help me-I've fallen and forgot how to post a picture or they changed it and I'm just to lame to figure it out.
Hydrotech364
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I use Microsoft publisher and under edit it lists resize.Gives ya all the options.
Winter Woman
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Great! I have Publisher! Thanks a bunch.
Samwell Seed Well
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the people with masks crack me up, to afraid to show there faces out fo fear of recognition lol like a bandana its gonna stop a satellite from watching you lol or a drone