Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS
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macsnax
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Isn't that the truth. I don't how many times I've seen them wait til the last second to jump out in the road.
Fewer than @420God I bet
Drowning-Man
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Yeah my sister hit a deer going 70 it got thrown over fifty yard. That really sux. I once swirved on the road to avoid hitting a turtle.
Bob Zmuda
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Can you post some pics of your sister?
++ rep, but you forgot the deer. I'm sure @420God would like to see that for professional purposes. Two birds? Posing with the deer?
Bob Zmuda
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I hope to someday be half as manly as him. #farmstud
Chunky Stool
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NinjaShamen
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herbose
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This married man goes to the confessional and says to his priest, "I had an
affair with a woman...almost." The priest says, "What do you mean,
almost?" The man says, "Well, we undressed and rubbed together, but then I
stopped." The priest says, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.
You're not to see that woman again.
Now say 5 Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box." The man leaves the
confessional, goes over and says his prayers, then walks over to the poor
box. He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave. The priest, who was
watching him, quickly runs over to him and says, "I saw that you didn't put
any money in the poor box!" The man replies, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on
the box, and apparently that's the same as putting it in.
affair with a woman...almost." The priest says, "What do you mean,
almost?" The man says, "Well, we undressed and rubbed together, but then I
stopped." The priest says, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.
You're not to see that woman again.
Now say 5 Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box." The man leaves the
confessional, goes over and says his prayers, then walks over to the poor
box. He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave. The priest, who was
watching him, quickly runs over to him and says, "I saw that you didn't put
any money in the poor box!" The man replies, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on
the box, and apparently that's the same as putting it in.
herbose
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One day a redneck wife walked into the local bank to withdraw money. Her five boys, and five girls followed her.
The bank attendant looked at the children. She pointed at the oldest son and asked, "What's his name?"
"Leroy." The wife replied.
The attendant then asked about the second oldest son, "What's his name?"
"Leroy." The wife repeated.
The attendant pointed at the oldest daughter and asked, "What's her name?"
"Leroy." The wife said again.
The attendant raised a brow and asked about the second oldest daughter.
"Leroy." The wife said.
"Are all of your children named Leroy?" The attendant asked.
"Yeah." The redneck wife replied casually.
"Why would you name them all Leroy?" The attendant was confused.
"Well," the wife started, "then when I say, 'Leroy! Get dressed!' they all get dressed. If I say, 'Leroy! Go to bed!' they all go to bed."
The attendant finally asked, "Well how would you talk to them seprerately?"
The wife said, "I call them by their last name."
The bank attendant looked at the children. She pointed at the oldest son and asked, "What's his name?"
"Leroy." The wife replied.
The attendant then asked about the second oldest son, "What's his name?"
"Leroy." The wife repeated.
The attendant pointed at the oldest daughter and asked, "What's her name?"
"Leroy." The wife said again.
The attendant raised a brow and asked about the second oldest daughter.
"Leroy." The wife said.
"Are all of your children named Leroy?" The attendant asked.
"Yeah." The redneck wife replied casually.
"Why would you name them all Leroy?" The attendant was confused.
"Well," the wife started, "then when I say, 'Leroy! Get dressed!' they all get dressed. If I say, 'Leroy! Go to bed!' they all go to bed."
The attendant finally asked, "Well how would you talk to them seprerately?"
The wife said, "I call them by their last name."