Piss Test

I recently quit my job,can anyone tell me the best way to pass a urine test.Thanks

yes quit smoking pot untill you get a new job. Or get a buddy who does not smoke piss in a ziplock right before you go take your test and presto youve got a clean test. There are cleaning kits like Vales that will clean you out for a few hours but you will still have to stop smoking for 2 to 3 days before your test. Or you could just drink a shit load of water and eat like all hell the day of your test. The way your body expells THC from your urine is from the use of your fat cells stored in your body. So eat very very heavy 4 hours before your test and force your body to store fat cells instead of using them up. I have passed several tests by gorging myself hours before the test but I quit smoking for 2 days before the test if I know it's coming. Also drink a shit load of water a couple of hours before you go and make sure you piss at least three times before you take the test and you should come out clean.

If you are a medical marijuana patient a employer can NOT descriminate against you. Already have had the courts uphold this in Oregon.

not a patient,just a heavy smokin pothead,thx for the advice guys

I like to use quick caps they have worked everytime for me they just cover it up for 4 hours you dont have to quit smoking it recomends that you do but i didnt and ive passed every test ive taken with them just $20 with a double your money back guarentee they do turn your piss neon green but just tell them you were drinkin green kool-aid earlier

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haha the 20 doller ones around here dont work... not for me anyway..
the one for 50 thats really thick worked for a friend of mine..
or get clean piss unless it has to be warm then thats a whole different story..

I taped a ziploc bag full of clean piss to my inner thigh to keep it warm one time. Then one time I had a test aprang on time with only 2 days prior notice. All I did was drink a fuckton of water (like 4 or 5 gallons) and I passed clean

mogie said:

If you are a medical marijuana patient a employer can NOT descriminate against you. Already have had the courts uphold this in Oregon.

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If you have a job that is federal or is using federal funds you are shit out of luck. oregon or not The feds win every time. Everyone seems to forget while they are dancing in the streets; weed is illegal in the eyes of the federal government. When they decide to step in and shut down all the "legal" shops they can, no if's ands or buts about it medical or not. Thats the way it is.

The test type will determine if you pass or not.
If they test you with the instant test cups, then you can pass with most of the methods sold.
Dilution, Additives, and someone elses Urine can easily fool the simple testing cups.
... However, if you are sent to a laboratory like a hospital, these methods won't work.
They check the temperature, and fully analyse the urine.
Tests can diagnose that the urine has additives in it, or if it is too dilute, you will be called in to retake it.
Keeping someone else urine, even if taped to your thigh, will keep it warm, but not the proper temperature of original piss.
Lab technicians are trained to spot all the different ways people try to fool them,
and they know about the various products available.
Best bet to pass one of these tests, is to Stop Smoking for a while.

ProHuman said:

The test type will determine if you pass or not.
If they test you with the instant test cups, then you can pass with most of the methods sold.
Dilution, Additives, and someone elses Urine can easily fool the simple testing cups.
... However, if you are sent to a laboratory like a hospital, these methods won't work.
They check the temperature, and fully analyse the urine.
Tests can diagnose that the urine has additives in it, or if it is too dilute, you will be called in to retake it.
Keeping someone else urine, even if taped to your thigh, will keep it warm, but not the proper temperature of original piss.
Lab technicians are trained to spot all the different ways people try to fool them,
and they know about the various products available.
Best bet to pass one of these tests, is to Stop Smoking for a while.

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keep in mind ... If you were/are a heavy smoker ... It can take a month or more to get it out of your system. My friend just had a test done, showed up all ready to take a piss ... Nope ... They took blood and hair ... Good luck!

why dont you just use a synthetic urine kit with the handwarmers? ive used them 12 times at least in a variety of serious testing scenerios as recently as 12 months ago. Never a problem. I like Quick fix personally.

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cannibus maximus said:

I recently quit my job,can anyone tell me the best way to pass a urine test.Thanks

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I have used this method: My own clean piss, from last year, stored in the freezer in 50cc medicine containers. I have several and Whenever I need to pass a piss test, i just tape a container to the inside of my thigh and use my nuts to keep the piss warm. Works every time _~