Personal paranoia experiences

So ok here it is this is the place to tell your stories. Have you ever smoked to much then thought everyone knows about your grow?? Then we do something drastic or try doing something drastic but we are stopped!! I know we all have that story the best getting all paranoid hiding shit and then never remembering were you hid it that is always the things that are found or show up at the most wrong time. I have had several different threads here and have read many more always here people stating " oh someone should start a thread about stupid things funny things and paranoid things " so here we go!! I am starting this one so we all have a place to tell our stories good , bad , funny , sad , or suspenseful !! I hope this can be a fun place and setting for this topic so please share all your stories being what they are and tell others about this so they can share with us as well. To all a great day!!

I'm not falling for this, you just wanna know where I hide my weed so you can find it

I didn't think I would get busted so quickly I thought I sold it better than that Lol

I buried 10lbs in my yard 20 years ago and never found it, your welcome to come try

Well I would have to say it had plenty of time to cure lol or it was great compost and you never knew was probably were the grass and flowers were the greenest lol thanks for sharing

Doug80 said:

Well I would have to say it had plenty of time to cure lol or it was great compost and you never knew was probably were the grass and flowers were the greenest lol thanks for sharing

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Forgot to mention, someone else lives there lol

not at all, everyone that died that night had already taken other peeps lives 10 times over

these were real baddies trying to move in,...even the police agreed

you never seen the likes of it in the west on par with custers last stand

'cept this custer gets to brag about it

when fights get real big its called 'war' then theres the cost, always the cost

always trust that paranoia, its never let me down

strike first strike early ...then you get to say sorry to a corpse later

why Stalin didn't is anyones guess?

good luck

Man I've never got that paranoid over weed, I never understood why people get so scared and sketchy when they smoke weed it's annoying, cause then they say things like "we gotta split up after this" as if we have successfully executed a bank heist, oh and the most common paranoia question "do I look high bro ?" It's annoying

vostok said:

why Stalin didn't is anyones guess?

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Stalin was much more interested in hunting down internal enemies. He was very good about striking early and leaving only corpses to accept the apologies except he did it to his own people who he considered a greater threat than Germany.

Here's some paranoia for you - a few of years ago my landlord had electricians coming to update all the wiring in my building. The last thing I wanted to do was to completely take down my grow room, which is 6.5x8 and located in a strange spot in the apartment (they split this old building up strangely to make smaller units many decades ago). I was very worried when I got the notice, so I called the building management to get specifics: would they need to get to every outlet in every room? How time consuming and labor intensive will this be? They assured me that it would take about 15 minutes and wouldn't be invasive. SO WRONG! The day before my renovation, I saw what they were doing to the downstairs unit, it took all day, and it was very invasive, tearing down a wall, making holes in various places, etc.. I had a decision to make, rip down the room, or simply not to let them in there. I then had a ballsy idea: I'll blockade the room by disguising the entrance by putting my huge metal cabinet in front of it and stack boxes on top. When I finished, you couldn't even tell the room was there, just looked like part of the wall. If this didn't work and they absolutely needed to get in there, I would say they needed to come back the next day, then tear it all down. When the workers showed up, I stayed in my bedroom for the first few hours, then came out to the living room when they needed to do the bedroom wiring. I sat right in front of the cabinet with my pc nervous as hell, but outwardly calm. Then came the bombshell, they needed to turn off the power for a couple hours. Fuck. The smells that will be coming from the GR is gonna kill me. I went to get some vanilla incense, and lit one after the other for the next 90 minutes, they must have thought I was a weirdo. Only in the last 20 minutes could I begin to smell the dank seeping out of the room. I joked around with the workers as they did their final tests after turning the power back on, and the faint dank smell disappeared as the power to the carbon scrubbers was restored. I couldn't believe I got away with this - for months I thought they knew what was up the entire time, and thought it easier to just report me. But no one ever came or called. Whew. Sometimes I think they may have known, thought it was badass, and just didn't give a fuck. I'll probably never know either way...

I'm not paranoid I'm just highly intelligent. I have had my house robbed so I keep big mean dogs and guns. I do pay for seeds in cash too because who wants a paper trail?? And I don't have a credit card because I read something about the Patriot Act in the fine print. I have had a few people try to get me on tape now I bug sweep everyone even my wife if she leaves without me. Also if I go to bed and have hard drugs I put them on top of the dryer so I can flush them if the police kick in the door.

I'm not paranoid at all though just smarter than the average pig.

Super contagious herpies on door handles

I know pretty much where two roll it up members houses and grow ups are including the layout of their acreage as well as pin pointing their homes by map

undercoverfbi said:

I know pretty much where two roll it up members houses and grow ups are including the layout of their acreage as well as pin pointing their homes by map

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That's all you got?? Fuck are we paying you dumb ass feds for? And pretty much? Well I pretty much know you love the BBC and not the channel.

undercoverfbi said:

I know pretty much where two roll it up members houses and grow ups are including the layout of their acreage as well as pin pointing their homes by map

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Impressive isn't it to bad your 10 years to late . But come on over for a sit in the tub .

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vostok said:

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What, you tear it up to make tourniquet .

WHATs A tourniquet '

Ive been to le 'toukay in france

if that helps?'

vostok said:

WHATs A tourniquet '

Ive been to le 'toukay in france

if that helps?'

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Probably a cool place but nope not the same lol. It's like a hijab but instead of your face you tie it around a bleeding appendage .

Budley Doright said:

Probably a cool place but nope not the same lol. It's like a hijab but instead of your face you tie it around a bleeding appendage .

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Thats why I admit to being a paranoid

its to prevent using something on my appendage

I prefer to add something to my assailants appendage ..lol